Archive of Our Own

Recent bookmarks

1. Public Bookmark 3

   When life gives you lemons by zaira_diamond (yowaimooo)

   Fandoms: CORTIS (Band)  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Aug 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Martin Edwards/Zhao Yufan | James
   • Kim Juhoon/Zhao Yufan | James
   • Ahn Keonho/Eom Seonghyeon
   • Zhao Yufan | James
   • Kim Juhoon (CORTIS)
   • Martin Edwards (CORTIS)
   • Ahn Keonho
   • Eom Seonghyeon (CORTIS)
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Chaos
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Matchmaker Seonghyeon
   • Oblivious James
   • Matchmaker Martin
   • Guitar player Juhoon
   • Daydreaming So Hard It Borderlines Delusion
   • Written For Fun
   • Matchmaker Keonho
   • Idiots in Love

   Summary

   When life gives you lemons, you’re supposed to make lemonade, right?

   Right?

   Right?!

   But what about when life hands you a real lemon of a human being?

   Someone utterly insufferable, smug as hell, and guaranteed to leave a bitter taste in your mouth?

   Simple.

   You don't make lemonade.

   You take those metaphorical citrus fruits of pure frustration and hurl them right back with all your might.

   Or better yet?

   You slice them wide open and squirt acidic revenge straight into their irritating eyes to show them the error of their ways.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,433

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   16

   Kudos:

   51

   Bookmarks:

   3

   Hits:

   756

   Bookmarked by Leavemialoneee

   10 Aug 2026