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    When life gives you lemons by

    Fandoms: CORTIS (Band)  

    04 Aug 2026

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    When life gives you lemons, you’re supposed to make lemonade, right?

    Right?

    Right?!

    But what about when life hands you a real lemon of a human being?

    Someone utterly insufferable, smug as hell, and guaranteed to leave a bitter taste in your mouth?

    Simple.

    You don't make lemonade.

    You take those metaphorical citrus fruits of pure frustration and hurl them right back with all your might.

    Or better yet?

    You slice them wide open and squirt acidic revenge straight into their irritating eyes to show them the error of their ways.

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    10 Aug 2026

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