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Bilbo Baggins has been running away ever since… well, let’s just say that certain events from his past have left him heartbroken and fleeing to live abroad. That is, until he gets a phone call from an old friend that changes everything. Facing not only the challenge of taking care of his teenage nephew but also coming home to where his whole life fell apart, Bilbo is not sure if he’s up to the task. To top it all off, he keeps crossing paths with the infuriatingly handsome, tall berk that seems to be just as concerned about Frodo as everyone else in the small town.
Tired of running and trying his best to do the right thing, Bilbo finds that standing still is not as easy as one might expect. After all, once you open your heart to others, you risk getting it broken all over again. -
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A little white lie leads Bilbo to a series of fibs that end up with him meeting a handsome paramedic.
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“You said you needed a man, so I got you a man.”
Thorin eyed the folder again and inquired carefully, “What do you mean, exactly?”
“You need someone who'll play along convincingly. Someone who knows what he's doing. A professional.”
Thorin blinked. “A professional.”
Balin nodded solemnly.
“You can't be serious. An escort? Balin.” An image of a well groomed, muscular man with slick hair making suggestive comments in a darkened restaurant came to his mind, and Thorin shuddered. What has his life come to?Thorin is in trouble. A simple lie snowballs, and six months later he is expected to bring his mystery man to the family Christmas. Unfortunately for Thorin, the aforementioned man doesn’t exist. Fortunately for Thorin, Balin has an idea. Enter Bilbo Baggins, illustrator, writer and occasional professional boyfriend. As the two men get to know each other and set up a ruse to save Thorin’s dignity, things get a little… complicated. As the past is drudged up, both Bilbo and Thorin reconsider their present and wonder about their future. A Christmas story about love, fear, family and coming to terms with the fact that sometimes it might just be worth it to give it another chance.