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When in Doubt, Pretend Your a doll(and Get Laid for it) by Lori9000
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
30 Nov 2025
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“L-Life-sized dolls?” Hijikata asked, baffled.
“That is correct, my good sir!” a cheerful voice chimed. Hijikata turned to see a boy also wearing sunglasses and a green babushka-style headscarf.
“Look, we even have a special feature!” the boy continued proudly. “This particular doll will do whatever you command—without a single complaint!” The boy grinned wide, and Hijikata would be lying if he wasn’t slightly amused.
“Really? You don’t say.” Hijikata's gaze met Gintoki’s, and a smirk tugged at his lips.
“Slap yourself.”
The sharp smack of Gintoki’s palm striking his cheek echoed through the street. Hijikata winced at the bright red handprint blooming across his face.
Or: Hijikata loses the Yorozuya during a chase, stumbles upon a suspiciously lifelike Gintoki doll, and arrests it for identity theft. Things only get worse(and perhaps hotter) from there.
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Gintoki hears about a majestic legendary animal whose skin could give him enough money to live worry-free for months. He decides to track the beast down – only to find that the beast is not what it seems... (no, nobody does anything weird to animals. just wanted to clarify that.)
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06 Sep 2025
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Collared But Not Tamed by tsuna (Alpha_Ze)
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
25 Dec 2025
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Yoichi presented as a Prime Omega at 10.
While there has been a lot of progress in the past centuries, Omegas still were viewed as delicate and fragile. Especially in Japan where the percentage of Omegas has decreased. In fact, currently, there is a 88% Beta population, a 10% Alpha population, and a 2% Omega population. Prime Alphas make up 0.05% and Prime Omegas make up 0.001%.
In a world which decides your worth based on a biological category from birth, Isagi can be considered to have won the genetic lottery.
But for him, it's a curse.
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First Selection: Ch. 1-10 [~71k words]
Second Selection: Ch. 11-?Series
- Part 1 of Collared But Not Tamed
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- English
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- 20/?
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Bookmarked by Lori9000
31 Aug 2025
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Eternity is lonely by Alexander_Chansonnette
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
17 Jul 2026
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Eternity is boring. Eternity is lonely. Eternity is what Isagi always knew. He does his duty, watches over the universe, and makes sure everything is safe. Isagi is a god who doesn’t yearn for anything. Until he does. And if he must become a human to have it, then he will.
Or : a god!Isagi au in which he’s fascinated by football and decide to go to blue lock on his own and discover what being humans means
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- 260,254
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- 34/?
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Bookmarked by Lori9000
31 Aug 2025
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Being a workaholic kills as much as smoking by AerithM
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
29 Apr 2025
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Hijikata is investigating a difficult case and can't let go.
Things are getting worse to him.Bookmarked by Lori9000
24 Aug 2025
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Someone sends Hijikata and Gintoki a gift.
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24 Aug 2025