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• Harry Potter and the Gay Stoner. by Lowkeyabirb

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  02 Aug 2026

  Tags

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  • Petunia Evans Dursley
  • Dudley Dursley
  • Vernon Dursley
  • Harry Potter
  • Rubeus Hagrid
  • Quote: You're a Wizard Harry (Harry Potter)
  • Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

  Summary

  WARNING: This fic is not for the weak. Also, it may offend you. Idk. Some people get offended by a lot of things.

  What have I done? Jk, I know what I've done, I've made a masterpiece.

  This is totally definitely 100% cannon btw.

  Lowkey, if anyone knows JK Rowling personally, could you ask her to read this and record her reaction vegan teacher style?

  Language:

  English

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  1,565

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