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The Bio-kid Angle(the same as many others but you read it anyway) by lizajane1
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
26 Feb 2026
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Bruce Wayne adopts another kid. While this elects no surprise it certainly does cause exasperation. Lots of it. Exasperation escalates to slight alarm and definite horror when Bruce reluctantly admits that this one is biologically his. His, with the late Vicki Vale.
Bruce and Vicki's on and off again relationship in his youth is no secret but the product of this relationship, you, was until Vicki's will started that she had given you up for adoption 14 years ago. Bruce admits that he's known since her funeral and has been closely watching you.
He tells all of this to the gathered audience of his family, with you already sitting silently in the corner. They are, predictably, pissed at his lack of warning. Well, the ones present are. The other members of the Batclan will be soon enough as word travels.
(Aka: a shameless and unapologetic self-insert into the batfam because while I love the angsty fics I wanted some fluff, sprinkled with a healthy dollop of protective batfam.)
(Not entirely sure where this is going but I thought it'd be a hoot to plop a semi-normal person into the batfam and watch them interact with the neurotic, hyper-competent dumbass's that are the Batclan)
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02 Mar 2026
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Tom Riddle's seventh year starts off incredibly dull.
Until his arrival.
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27 Feb 2026
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Harry Peverell and The Brooding Wanker by Melancholic_Bee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Feb 2026
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“I don’t know how anyone fell for his bullshit,” Harry said, looking at the ceiling. “I mean, sure, he was quite handsome and charming and stuff, but what’s the point if he was a brooding wanker?”
“Language, Harry.” Remus scolded, but his smile showed otherwise.
“No, no, listen, it’s so bloody funny when we were at the Chamber of Secrets he kept monologuing as if he was bloody Macbeth or some shite, and in Dumbledore’s memories he has this perpetual smirk that looks so much like Malfoy’s if I could just go back in time I would make sure he knows he is put into his place.”
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27 Feb 2026
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Severus dies. Severus lives. Severus has a second chance. Severus uses his knowledge of the future to kill Tom Riddle. Severus gets his peace. Severus retires.
- If only it was as simple as that. That's what he gets instead:
Severus is now a student. Nothing more than a caged pet being made to perform tricks he has mastered even in his first life as a whelp. Surrounded by oafish, incompetent adults without any sense left in their dimwitted skull.
Everyone seems to be asking questions, demanding answers. Drawing witless, harebrained conclusions about him. A civil war is looming, and Severus has to talk about his feelings. The lemon drops in Dumbledore's office actually taste good. James Potter is asking about his hobbies for some idiotic reason. Someone is pretending to be his something something cousin and inviting him for tea, and his name starts with T and ends with om Riddle.Severus just wants to murder a dark lord and retire, really.
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22 Feb 2026
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"You're staring," Abraxas Malfoy muttered beside him, voice low so as not to be overheard. "And so is Riddle."
Orion hummed noncommittally. He wasn’t the only one staring—half the common room had their eyes on Hadrian, who seemed utterly unbothered by the attention.
"Where did you say you transferred from again?" one of the older Slytherins, a seventh-year named Avery, asked from the couch.
Hadrian lifted his gaze lazily, his green eyes sharp despite his relaxed posture. "Didn’t."
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22 Feb 2026