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Stiles is in love with Derek who’s a dumbwolf who doesn’t understand Stiles’s awesome come-and-get-me hints, so Stiles decides to do something about it. In other words: he’s totally going to seduce Derek with food, because Derek's a guy and a wolf, and it makes so much sense. What could go wrong?
A.k.a. Stiles’s journey to the wonderful world of aphrodisiac foods, including but not being limited to fellating a banana, eating fresh figs, and arranging a chocolate fondue.
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- Part 20 of Trope Train
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22 Apr 2018
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“At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.”
“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly.
Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding:
DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him
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Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.
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21 Apr 2018