Lynchie



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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    Tu pourrais arrêter de…
    There it is, the husky r, so natural, and the prissy tone, weirdly sensual. Zoro always wonders if Sanji changes languages on purpose, if he uses it as a way to say out loud things he would have difficulty expressing if people understood him. Hiding behind something he was also hiding is very Sanji. It adds to the mystery of his existence.
    The cook, however, has enough control to correct himself:
    “Ah… Euh… Could you stop calling me numbers?”

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    03 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    If the cook also thinks marimos are cute… why is it the nickname he prefers to give me?
    Zoro has an existential crisis when he realizes everyone thinks he’s cute, Sanji included. Zoro is not the kind of man who would let slide such felony, so he takes action.

    Spoilers: Zoro knew he was declaring war by calling the cook stupid cute things in return, drawing out episodes of cathartic rage from Sanji he has always enjoyed. What he didn't know was what it would reveal about their relationship.

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    03 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 96

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    The last thing Sanji needs over Valentine's Day is a merman crashing in his bathtub, but that's what he's got, and now he has to deal with Zoro's weird obsession with figuring out the human holiday.

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    03 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Kuina is different with The Cook and it pisses Zoro off.

    Or my take on how Kuina and Sanji would get along.

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    03 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    It's not uncommon for things like this to end up here, singed and bloody. Standard protocol is to call animal control to handle it before the things go feral. Zeff’s seen what happens when they're left to their own devices, driven mad in a world they're not built to comprehend, let alone live in.

    He's never seen one this fresh from the fall before. He's also never seen one this small.

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    28 Oct 2025