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Surprise! Parenthood. by auriadne for Cavalierious
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Feb 2022
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Zhongli pops an egg boner while balls deep. RIP, Childe.
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11 Nov 2025
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Childe works the nightshift, and Zhongli is his strangest customer yet.
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10 Nov 2025
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Tartaglia AKA Childe (11th of the Fatui Harbingers) and the Terrible, No Good, No Bitches, Very Bad Heat by bababooey
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 May 2022
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Taking suppressants since he presented has finally caught up to Childe and the only suitor to share his heat with (not because he doesn't have any friends, I promise) is Zhongli.
Will it work out?
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10 Nov 2025
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There’s a text.
I need my husband dead by the time I come home. Is this Tartaglia?
Spouses make up the bulk of his clientele, unsurprisingly. No one statistically wants a husband or wife dead more than their husband or wife.
I’ll send you his information, the new client promises, after a bit of back and forth.
Childe takes a sip of red wine, and settles back, ready to be faced with whatever poor schmuck made the mistake of marrying their worst enemy.
The wine clogs his throat and makes him choke when he stares at his own face instead.
Childe thinks he juggles his househusband and assassin for hire personas quite well. A little too well perhaps.
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04 Nov 2025
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Zhongli, meanwhile, sits back in his chair, flabbergasted. “You mean to tell me in your twenty-odd years of life—” Childe corrects his age, clearly proud of his relative youth. “—you have never taken a lover?” He uses this turn of phrase deliberately, and it has the desired effect.
Childe’s face flames. “That’s—that’s not—” He clears his throat and lowers his voice. “We were talking about dating.”
“So you have done neither,” Zhongli says slowly.
Childe has always been too dedicated to the Tsaritsa to find time for intimacy. Zhongli changes that.
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01 Nov 2025
