MindlessOctopus
Fandoms
Recent works
-
The Dangers Of One Too Many Martinis by MindlessOctopus
Fandoms: The Good Doctor (TV 2017)
10 Mar 2022
Tags
Summary
Claire can't remember what she did the night before and her co-workers are acting annoyingly mysterious. She sets out to solve the mystery.
-
Tags
Summary
Claire decides to confront Morgan about her attitude, but her anger receives an unexpected, though not completely unwanted, response.
-
Tags
Summary
Love is similar to death. It shouldn’t be bargained with, lest it takes you with it.
-
Tags
Summary
A Sherlock one-shot with lots of fluff:
John is exhausted after working a case with Sherlock, but Sherlock just can't seem to appreciate the effort John puts in.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,249
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
- Hits:
- 138
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
The Captain - Edward ‘Ted’ Williamson - knows he’s not an easy person to love. After leaving the army and coming to terms with his own sexuality, he has found himself stuck in a rut, constantly making the same mistakes and falling in unrequited love with the wrong people. According to his therapist, he ‘self-sabotages’ by ‘burying his emotions’.
A tragedy leads to a bittersweet opportunity for a fresh start in a sleepy village, in a cottage with a yellow door and honeysuckle growing up the walls. There’s a disarming amount of room to breathe, and the chance to reluctantly be befriended by the eccentric locals.
Series
- Part 1 of Lost Then Found
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 114,811
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Comments:
- 723
- Kudos:
- 683
- Bookmarks:
- 112
- Hits:
- 17,484
Bookmarked by MindlessOctopus
20 Oct 2025
-
The Horror/The Divine (Hell’s Room of Requirement is a Sex Dungeon) by KitschyKit
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Sep 2019
Tags
Summary
Crowley had gotten used to scratching a particular itch in Hell, but he was cut off from it the moment he and Aziraphale cut ties with their employers; and now, happy and in love, the itch is suddenly back and worse than ever.
Guilt tastes sour and selfish, especially when he finally had everything he’d ever wanted sitting in a cottage in South Downs, and Crowley comes to terms with the fact that this probably was never just about sex after all.
In short: Crowley is used to getting fucked by a personification of his self-esteem issues and finds that he has a hard time asking for what he really wants.
And what he wants is to be in the lap of the Divine.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,319
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 102
- Kudos:
- 2,064
- Bookmarks:
- 459
- Hits:
- 25,317
Bookmarked by MindlessOctopus
20 Sep 2025
-
Clutch by Ponderosa (ponderosa121)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Aug 2019
Tags
Summary
The legions of Hell are not made up solely of those who fell from grace. Some of them hatch. It's that time of the millennia and Crowley has a full clutch of eggs that need to go somewhere.
[Written for the GO Kink Meme prompt requesting Azirapahale on the receiving end of oviposition.]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,043
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 68
- Kudos:
- 1,339
- Bookmarks:
- 149
- Hits:
- 16,515
Bookmarked by MindlessOctopus
20 Sep 2025
-
The Power, the Status by Shay_Moonsilk for brutumfulmen, AfterTVAperativo
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Aug 2019
Tags
Summary
“Why would I fuck a demon? Simple, the status. Imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon, legendary.”
That wasn't Aziraphale's intent - he just wanted to be with his love.
Crowley knew it was only a matter of time before the Big One.
Series
- Part 1 of Kingdom of Hell
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,188
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 1,001
- Kudos:
- 3,088
- Bookmarks:
- 645
- Hits:
- 70,331
Bookmarked by MindlessOctopus
18 Sep 2025
-
Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
Tags
Summary
“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
Now also available as a podfic from Literarion
Series
- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,059
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 21
- Comments:
- 1,917
- Kudos:
- 9,581
- Bookmarks:
- 3,015
- Hits:
- 137,145
Bookmarked by MindlessOctopus
08 Sep 2025