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In another lifetime, Deidara was a teenager forcibly conscripted by Akatsuki before he was partnered with Sasori. They’re like oil and vinegar; they may not mix well together on their own, but they’re complementary when you trap them together in a small container and violently shake them around.
In this lifetime, where Sasori never defected from Suna, Deidara was a wild urchin surviving on the streets in Iwa when he met a quiet man with crimson hair and firefly eyes, and was given a meat bun and a cookie. They say you should never feed the wildlife; it makes them dependent on humans. (And the two of them are still oil and vinegar, best trapped and violently shaken together.)
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- Part 2 of Feeding Two Wolves
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If you're goin' through hell (keep on going) by Minni (Minnionette), Minnionette
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Dec 2024
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Sasori is an introverted, ambitious, 12 y.o. Jounin with great plans to defect from Suna. But plans never survive the first brush with the enemy, and in Sasori’s case, neither does his feet, his dignity, or his sanity thanks to these ridiculous Konoha nin who insist on saving Sasori from himself.
The journey to redemption starts with a single (footless) step, and Sasori is determined to remain a sociopathic murder-gremlin while suffering the many trials and tribulations of a hormonal Inuzuka who only has two functioning brain cells while also fending off the psychological warfare of an Uchiha specializing in HR management, and is haplessly dragged into far too many shenanigans that include an Uchiha Obito embracing his inner midwife, summoned hellspawn, exploding sheep, and weaponized cheese.
Sasori ultimately discovers that a single stone thrown into a river creates many ripples through the world, like lifelong ties between Suna and Konoha, forgiveness for the man who killed his parents during the Second War, an unexpected friendship with Shukaku, part-time acquisition of Gaara in what could be argued is the world’s most awkward parenting arrangement, and a fucking dragon. No one warned him about dragons.
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- Part 1 of Feeding Two Wolves
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Kingdoms rise and fall for the want of a nail. Uchiha Madara desperately wants Konoha to be part of his World Omelet of Peace – and has to crack a few eggs to make it, like a six year old nail named Inuzuka Tsume. Shimura Danzo doesn’t want a kingdom of his own – he wants the village for which he sacrifices everything to thrive. Tsume just wants to be wanted, and finds herself collecting a kingdom of strays, from a newborn Kakashi abandoned at birth by his mother, to a naked 3 year old Naruto seeking refuge in Tsume’s dog kennels in the dead of winter, and a cranky old man named Danzo.
(Madara started it. Tsume regrets nothing, even if her taste is questionable. Danzo regrets himself into becoming a decent human being. Well, somewhat decent.)
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Madara and Hashirama had been working on working together - they had even drawn up plans for Konoha, complete with administration and fancy indoor plumbing. Dreams of peace were abruptly put on hold when several South Sea raiders plundered and pillaged multiple shinobi clans, slaughtering men and women, kidnapping children, and hightailing it back to the sea.
Madara and Hashirama would've eventually stopped blaming each other and set off together to rescue the kidnapped children, but Inuzuka Shinzou is too pregnant for that bullshit, and Inuzuka Natsumi is too bloodthirsty. Which is how Madara and Hashirama and their little brothers got herded cross-country to, as Natsumi put it, "squash them before they even realize we’re there, rip out their throats, dismantle their bodies, piss on their insides, throw the pieces into the longboats, and set the whole thing on fire."
(This is probably the only ninja-versus-viking story in all of the Naruto fandom. As far as I'm aware.)
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Uzumaki Kushina is eight years old when she's supposed to become the latest jinchuuriki for the Kyuubi. The problem is, she's in Konoha, Uzumaki Mito is in Whirlpool, and there's an awful lot of Iwa nin in between. It's going to take Hatake Sakumo and a whole lot of blood, sweat, and tears to succeed.
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Inside every person, there is a raging battle for attention, and the battle is fought by two very hungry wolves. The more they are fed, the stronger they become.
The first wolf, the black wolf, represents mankind’s negative emotions. He is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, lies, and pride. The second wolf, the white wolf, represents mankind’s positive emotions. He is joy, peace, love, hope, mercy, humility, kindness, empathy, generosity, truth, and faith.
One may think the wolf you feed the most will become the strongest and thus win the battle. In truth, if you feed both wolves just right, then both will win, and the battle ceases.
Sasori feels like he can handle this just fine on his own, thank you very much, but there's an entire pack of Konoha nin who insist on feeding him their own special recipe of love. There's only a small price to pay: namely, his sanity, his feet, his dignity, and expectations of people being normal. For some reason, every time he thinks those Konoha nin have reached the ends of their chaotic nonsense, they boldly venture forth into hitherto unknown horizons.
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[for letter: N in the alphabet series]
Tobirama didn’t seem too bothered by the lack of respect Kagami addressed him with. “Kagami-san,” Tobirama was distracted by something on the scroll but continued the conversation anyway, “there is no such thing as a bad idea. Badly executed, yes, but inherently bad? No.”
Danzou could tell immediately that this was not the right thing to say. See, Danzou had known Kagami personally longer than either of them had known Tobirama. He knew Kagami and his other teammate, Akimichi Torifu, like the back of his hand. So, at the sight of the smile growing on Kagami’s face, Danzou knew with every bit of himself that this would not end well.
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- Part 1 of abc! 123!
Bookmarked by Minnionette
25 Sep 2024
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Kagami, the king of trolls, and Danzo just trying to hold on to the shreds of his sanity.
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Until We Meet Again by Namixart
Fandoms: Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy IV: The After Years
21 Jun 2016
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They are enemies.
They fight over the same treasure.
They are constantly at each other's throat.
But they might be closer than pirates should ever be.Series
- Part 1 of Pirate AU
Bookmarked by Minni (Minnionette)
11 Mar 2020
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Edge and Rydia being in love and denial, and adorable in their race for the treasure. Porom being an excellent smartass, and Kain being Kain.
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The only thing Haku can really do is play along and try not to get eaten by that shark guy. Hiatus.