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“I can pretend I’m your girlfriend if you teach me how to have sexy sex," Rey said as quickly as she could to just get it over with.
“Wait…” Ben shook his head. “What? Sexy sex?”
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Or: Rey, a heartbroken, wannabe sex joke comedian, gets dumped because she's "bad in bed."
Porn producer and sex expert, Ben, needs a fake girlfriend for "business reasons."
An agreement between friends can't go wrong, right?
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Or: How Ben didn't really have to teach Rey how to give good sex, but how to receive good sex. And how Rey pretended to be his girlfriend only to find out that she really wanted to be his girlfriend.
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28 Oct 2025
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I Said to My Soul, Be Still by LinearA for Bombastique, binkleyIncognito, vulpines
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
30 May 2021
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Her black boot lashes out, the heavy heel against his shoulder, throwing him on his back in the dirt. "Show me your heart, Jedi.” But it’s not his heart she’s looking at as she stands over him. Her weapon is deactivated and fastened to her belt in one gesture; without its red blaze she looks more human. Younger. But there’s a lurid glow in her gaze as she rakes his bare chest with her eyes and lingers appraisingly on the point of his humiliation, his loss of self-control.
(Originally posted to Tumblr. Ben Solo makes a desperate stand to save the Resistance, but Snoke's apprentice isn't quite ready to kill him.)
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30 Sep 2025
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made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter by diasterisms for ReyloRobyn2011
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
14 Sep 2019
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The First Order does not exist, what is dead stays dead, and they grow up together at Luke's Jedi Academy.
Or: The one where everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
(Then again, it's Ben and Rey, so maybe things hurt a little.)
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31 Aug 2025
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“You don’t care that someone, that people will watch you fuck?” He looks two seconds away from puking. “Like multiple, multiple people will be able to describe your vagina. They’ll probably analyze it in a boardroom. Someone will feel proud about a shitty PowerPoint full of annotated pictures. They will use words like ‘arousal fluid’ and consult charts and these things will never not be digitally saved. That doesn’t bother you?”
“Are you suggesting my vagina is unworthy of analysis?”
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In which Rey attempts to bolster her bank account by volunteering to fuck an Alpha in a scientific study. Plans go pear-shaped when she accidentally triggers scientist!Ben’s first Rut.
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- Part 1 of Unexpected Universe
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27 Jul 2025
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While on a case with Dredd, Anderson gets infected with Toxin 7. The only known treatment is intense sexual release within minutes from the moment of infection, and Dredd is the only man for the job. However, bringing a sexually repressed virgin to orgasm might be a tall order, even for someone as well-endowed and competent as Judge Dredd.
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21 Jul 2025