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Осенью 2009 года Роза без предупреждения появилась в квартире Джейка и предложила ему пожениться. И это было странно по целому ряду причин, главная из которых — Джейк понятия не имел, что она вообще знает его адрес.
— Нет, серьезно, — сказал он, отсмеявшись, — почему ты здесь?
Роза посмотрела на него, приподняв бровь, и сказала:
— Тысяча отжиманий.
— Лады. Дай мне только захватить пальто.
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The Percy and Odysseus Saga by player_tag
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Odyssey - Homer, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
16 Jul 2025
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The boy blinks at him.
Odysseus blinks back.
The boy glances down, up, down again, down towards the scar—Then his eyes snap up to Odysseus. There seems to be a sort of confusion in his eyes.
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Odysseus almost barks at him. “You are a skinny, underdeveloped thing. Either you are a child who has grown far beyond the reasonable height or you are a peasant boy starved of food.”
“I eat plenty well,” the boy snaps back. “And it’s not my fault you’re barely breaking past 5’5.”
“What in the Hades does ‘five-five’ mean?” Odysseus asks, throwing his head back in annoyance. What in the hells was he doing, arguing with this kid? He might be going insane. “You know what? Get out. Leave this stupid room. I need to fucking relax without a whiny voice in my ear.”
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Percy and Annabeth get transported back to the time of the Odyssey due to a prophecy. The Ithacan Royal family is confused, but thankful.
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