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    Sakura could do this. She was a shinobi of Konoha, a brave kunoichi. She could do this. It would be fine. Perfectly fine.

    She took a deep breath and said in the most normal tone she could muster, "My parents wanted me to invite the three of you to dinner tomorrow night." It still came out a little bit strangled.

    In front of her, Sensei grew very still.

    "Oh," he finally managed.

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    The Harunos are eager to meet their daughter’s new genin team. Sakura isn’t sure that’s a good idea. Kakashi scrambles to groom his feral-raccoon students into something that won’t send Sakura’s parents running for the hills. Naruto and Sasuke are trying…someone’s best, that’s for sure.

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    Sasuke wakes up in a teeny tiny body ...and proceeds to make it everyone else's problem.

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    It starts with Kakashi’s sticker chart.

    (“What’s important is that you work at it.” Kakashi says firmly. Sensing Naruto needs more reassurance, he adds, “Besides, Sasuke may not have as much chakra as you do.”

    Naruto mulls this thought over, tugging the grass into his small fists. “Why not?”

    “It seems to run in your family.”)

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    Incident #6913-7.g—Yamanaka Report

    Setting: Konoha Intelligence Division; interrogation rooms with fluorescent lights that flicker just enough to inspire dread.

    Event: An unnamed mission has gone off-book. A high-ranking client is furious. Property damage? Yes. Diplomatic tensions? High. A goat? Involved.

    Team 7 is separated and questioned individually.

    (They have not prepped a cover story.

    They do not need a cover story.)

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    Team Seven starts off on a different foot and Sasuke's canonical journey to get stronger goes off the rails a bit. It all works out though. Probably.

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