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His lungs burned, his entire body ached, the empty spot where his once voluminous wings resided burnt with the marks of ink and needles, his heart painfully racing, and head, seconds away from bursting. He decided, that now, death is welcome. Having completely exhausted himself, running for so long that his feet felt numb, having gone so far away from those wretched beings.
All he needed to do was let death embrace him, never to wake up again.
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Or, what happens when a runaway thief’s eyes catch a brand new person to steal, but that person is Scar Goodtimes.
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“It will only be worth it if we don’t end up dead. You all see that this ‘genius’ idea is stealing from a literal god, right?”
“That’s why it’s so great! Imagine how much good stuff is gonna be there! And also, how do you even know if this ‘oh so great deity’ exists? And do you realllyyyy think I’m gonna go down because of some measly god that locked themselves up on an island? Please, you know me! I’m the great Captain Rocket! I’d never step down from a challenge!”
Medkit sighs and puts his hands on his head.
“I won’t be able to take this while sober…”— — — — — — — — —
All of the crew knew Captain Rocket was stupid, but they didn’t know he was this dumb.
Aka Rocket and his crew go try steal from a god.
“This god also happens to be really hot”
-Captain Rocket, 2025