Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench)
Fandoms
- Wolf 359 (Radio) (16)
- Stellar Firma (Podcast) (5)
- Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast) (3)
- The Penumbra Podcast (2)
- Haunted House Flippers (Podcast) (1)
- Miraculous Ladybug (1)
- Steven Universe (Cartoon) (1)
- Genghis Khan - Miike Snow (Music Video) (1)
- The Cryptonaturalist (Podcast) (1)
- Orangutan Jungle School (TV) (1)
- 친절한 금자씨 | Sympathy for Lady Vengeance (2005) (1)
- 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games) (1)
- The Beginner's Guide (Video Game) (1)
- Deadly Manners (Podcast) (1)
- Malevolent (Podcast) (1)
- Parkdale Haunt (Podcast) (1)
Recent works
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Closing the Loop by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench)
Fandoms: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
13 Oct 2025
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Instead, Squibbert let out a delighted gasp, as though she had just discovered the most perfect pool of mud to splash around in. "You can't mean—oh no, there's no way you still—oh Goon, how do you even know which way is up when you get out of bed in the morning, if you don't even know who you dated?" At the Baron's blank stare, she said, "You know. Eliza? Miss "Lady Parts"? That whole farce? Dripfang, were you around for this?"
"Oh yeah, your ex. I think I only saw her in passing. What the hell happened to her?" In a stage whisper, Dripfang added, "She seemed a bit one-dimensional, I'm not gonna lie."
Or, Squibbert sings a song, Dripfang finally cheers up, and the Baron has an a-ha moment or two. (Or three.)
Series
- Part 1 of The Baron's Girlfriend
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A Friendship is Born by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench) for DancesWithOrangutans
Fandoms: Orangutan Jungle School
15 Nov 2024
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Meryl is delighted by the return of an unusual friend.
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Austin Bird starts a podcast.
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And Many More by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench) for syrupwit
Fandoms: Stellar Firma (Podcast)
30 Jul 2023
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Everyone experiences Hartro's birthday party a little bit differently.
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Scaredy-Cat by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench) for Rosemarycat5
Fandoms: Haunted House Flippers (Podcast)
25 Oct 2022
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Tom and Cilantro, his wife's undead cat, do not see eye to eye.
Recent series
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The Baron's Girlfriend by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench)
Fandom: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
14 Oct 2025
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An exploration of Baron Shangleberth Ragoon's torrid affair with Tomblain Belaroth.
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- 4,207
- Works:
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Wolf 359 fic under 500 words.
- Words:
- 1,719
- Works:
- 8
Recent bookmarks
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“Relaaax, baby,” Nishitani said, his mouth right against Majima's ear. “Lemme take care of ya.”
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Kiss and Swallow by slobberingdemon
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
17 Apr 2018
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Sometimes the best way to get what you want is to pretend you don't want it at all.
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Six months after their showdown with Standards, Trexel and David 7 join a Stellar Firma delegation to the Mars Concordant. Weird hijinks ensue.
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Helena in the aftermath of Helly's suicide attempt. (Yes, she does get weird about it.)
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When Helena and Natalie fuck, there is little desire involved.
Sure, the woman is hot and all, but Helena's never really swung that way. But Natalie is deeply convenient; she's high up enough that Helena's not worried about wine loosening her lips, and from a practical standpoint, empirically, women seem to be more efficient lovers.