Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench)
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Banana Heist, Take Two by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench) for DancesWithOrangutans
Fandoms: Orangutan Jungle School (TV)
04 Nov 2025
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Beni makes another attempt to get into the storeroom, this time without the documentary crew watching.
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Playing the Part by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench)
Fandoms: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
02 Nov 2025
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The most difficult role Tomblain Belaroth had ever played was Crown Prince of the Northeast. The role of Baron Ragoon's new girlfriend was getting up there, though.
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- Part 2 of The Baron's Girlfriend
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Closing the Loop by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench)
Fandoms: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
14 Oct 2025
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Instead, Squibbert let out a delighted gasp, as though she had just discovered the most perfect pool of mud to splash around in. "You can't mean—oh no, there's no way you still—oh Goon, how do you even know which way is up when you get out of bed in the morning, if you don't even know who you dated?" At the Baron's blank stare, she said, "You know. Eliza? Miss "Lady Parts"? That whole farce? Dripfang, were you around for this?"
"Oh yeah, your ex. I think I only saw her in passing. What the hell happened to her?" In a stage whisper, Dripfang added, "She seemed a bit one-dimensional, I'm not gonna lie."
Or, Squibbert sings a song, Dripfang finally cheers up, and the Baron has an a-ha moment or two. (Or three.)
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- Part 1 of The Baron's Girlfriend
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A Friendship is Born by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench) for DancesWithOrangutans
Fandoms: Orangutan Jungle School
15 Nov 2024
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Meryl is delighted by the return of an unusual friend.
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Austin Bird starts a podcast.
Recent series
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The Baron's Girlfriend by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench)
Fandom: Hello from the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
02 Nov 2025
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An exploration of Baron Shangleberth Ragoon's strange affair with Tomblain Belaroth.
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Wolf 359 fic under 500 words.
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Recent bookmarks
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impartial bystander (for the time being) by weatheredlaw
Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)
22 Nov 2015
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She's a Belcher, dammit. It's going to take a lot more to unnerve her than a dumb boy and a hat that wouldn't fit him either.
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- Part 6 of wait, don't tell me
Bookmarked by Mossy_Birch (Mossy_Bench)
20 Nov 2025
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Six months after their showdown with Standards, Trexel and David 7 join a Stellar Firma delegation to the Mars Concordant. Weird hijinks ensue.
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OoookkkkkklkkkLikkkkkkkkkk (Strawberry Splode!) by syrupwit for badficbilly
Fandoms: Stellar Firma (Podcast)
09 Apr 2022
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If asked, Paradrak Ngelion would have said that three things were best in life: drinking till insensible, gaining an advantage over others through treachery, and showing freshly minted management consultants around the executive lounge.
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She doesn’t know yet, doesn’t know that life means sacrifice, that it means nothing, in the end.
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Jeeves and the Tarte aux Pommes by scioscribe
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster
01 May 2014
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Wherein Bertie tries to be Jeeves's ideal gentleman, resulting in mixed metaphors, a Shakespearean book club, ties sabotaged in reverse, romantic epiphanies, and music with the tonal quality of a dying lion.