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    The one where Penelope finds out that her neighbor is a vampire, and learns so many new things about herself in the process.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    "You might — you might pretend to court me," she says.

    "You — what?" he asks dumbly. He feels dizzy, his mind working slowly as if he is wading through the lake.

    "Just for a few weeks," she explains quickly. "Just to give me — room to breathe. Keep the alphas at bay for a short while."

    She blinks up at him , so pretty and plump, her skin shining like polished porcelain in the moonlight. She has the loveliest little flush upon her chest now, blooming in pink patches that he cannot help but imagine beneath his lips.

    "I shall pretend to court you," Colin repeats slowly, his eyes tracing over the tops of her breasts, his jaw working helplessly. "And you shall let me — let me bite?" He cannot believe the words dropping from his tongue. "Let me — let me play alpha?" There is a sort of ringing in his ears.

    Penelope's eyes go very round then, her breaths coming out quick.

    She nods.

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    13 Oct 2025

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    After another detour, another hour in traffic, and then another detour, they’re finally rolling through a mostly clear, fairly deserted stretch of road. Then, the GPS on the screen loses signal.

    “Fuck,” he mutters. “Can you check your cell?”

    Penelope does, but there’s not even a hint of a bar. For good measure, she checks his, but it’s just as signal-less.

    “I can’t believe we’re lost,” she says with a giggle. “You’re gonna be hungry soon.”

    “You afraid you’re gonna get eaten first?” he asks with a stupidly charming grin. Penelope nudges him with her elbow.

    “If we turn back now, we’re going to end up doing this for another five hours,” Colin whines. “And I’m worried I’ll probably get us more lost with how all the detours ended up.”

    “There was a sign for an inn not that far back. Do you want to try our luck?” she asks him. He purses his lips.

    “Probably a better idea, and at least we can be warm inside. I’m dying to be vertical again,” he agrees.

    or; penelope and colin get lost on their way to aubrey hall and stay at an inn on christmas.

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    27 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Stormy weather forces two best friends, Colin and Penelope to take shelter into a (seemingly) haunted house. Mysterious events happen around them, which forces them to camp in a confined space for the night. And you know what happens when proximity is forced upon our favorite idiots – desires spill out in the open in the most delicious way.

    When it’s forced proximity, one would expect the ‘Only one bed’ trope. But here — ‘There was only one shower!’

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    09 Sep 2025

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    People talk a lot about the physical and emotional impact on women during “that time of the month.” For Penelope Featherington, though, there’s an entirely separate portion of the month that hits her the hardest, and the symptoms she experiences are distinct from that other time. It’s a different sort of ache that settles low in her belly, a different form of discomfort driving her to cocoon herself in bed, and a different type of tenderness that envelopes her body and her mind. As time goes by, it’s only getting harder and harder to deal with on her own. If only she knew someone kind and handsome and trustworthy to help her through it…

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    Or, Penelope experiences extreme horniness when she’s ovulating every month and Colin offers to sleep with her “as a friend.”

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