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Chainsaw Man by mahbecks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Dec 2024
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“Hang on. Let me get this straight. You’re sleeping on the couch -”
“Right.”
“- because Satoru snores like a fucking chainsaw. And instead of talking to him about it, you’re just… abandoning him in the middle of the night.”
Suguru at least has the grace to look a little ashamed. “Yeah,” he admits. “Pretty much.”
Shoko does not have a large enough liver to metabolize the alcohol she needs to deal with these two chucklefucks.
Nor does she have a large enough heart to hold their hands and gently lead them in the right direction, which is why she just sucks down a mouthful of smoke, holds it in her lungs until it starts to burn, and then turns her head to the side and blows it all out in one harsh plume before she announces, “Satoru thinks you’re going to dump him.”
Suguru blanches. “He what?”
Shoko Ieiri cannot emphasize this enough, but - her best friends are idiots.
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24 Oct 2025
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go ahead and wrap your arms around me by mahbecks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
14 Oct 2025
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"What's your max chest press?" she asks absently. "Forty kilos? Fifty?"
Suguru chuckles at that, like she's said something funny. It rips Satoru from her staring, and she whips back towards her friend quickly enough that her ponytail whirls around and smacks her in the face.
"What? That was a serious question!"
"Satoru," Suguru grins, still laughing. "Babe."
"Yeah?" she demands, a little petulant.
"I can bench press you," she says, and oh -
But isn't that a thought.
Satoru discovers Suguru can (more or less) throw her around like a rag doll. It throws her entire world for a loop.
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24 Oct 2025
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Day 21 - Yuri camgirls: The Girl of Your Streams by saccharinesatoru
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Oct 2025
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What do two broke college girls do when they're down on their luck? Well, they become webcam girls, of course! And, damn, Gojo and Geto are good at it too. Who could have guessed that two of the most beautiful girls in the world fucking could rake in so much cash? Truly a fork found in the kitchen!
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- Part 3 of JJ's Spooktacular Kinktober
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24 Oct 2025
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so stick him in a dress by suguruni
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Oct 2025
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“I'm not wearing this, Satoru.” Came the quiet, embarrassed reply as a flush took over Suguru's face.
“You don't have to feel embarrassed about it. I just did you a favor— you're my best friend, aren't you?" Satoru said with a grin,
"You didn't have to buy me this! I could've asked Shoko to get one for me. I can't believe you just barged into a lingerie shop to buy me a bra of all things—”
“And panties.”
Suguru frowned. “What?”
“I bought you panties too.”
Or where,
swallowing curses always has its disadvantages and when a stubborn curse leaves suguru's body drastically different—
satoru thinks he shouldn't be feeling like this because shit— was it gay to buy your best friend panties after he turned into a girl?
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24 Oct 2025
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all i need by drugbinge
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Jun 2025
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When did Mahito become so dependent?
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- Part 3 of overtime
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23 Oct 2025