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“Saw your ‘homecoming.’ Was that a real raccoon?”
“Yes, of course.” Jude has to hand it to Erling, he’s never showed up ‘awkward’ a day in his life. On the contrary, he seems to thrive on it, proven as he smirks, as he adds, with no fucking preamble: “I named him ‘Jude.”’
There’s only one valid response to that; it comes to Jude like a message from God, or similar.
“You fucking what, mate?”
“What?” Erling’s grin, showing every one of his teeth, would be best described as ‘shit-eating.’ “You don’t think it suits him?”
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- Part 2 of all out of road
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25 Jul 2026
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“You’ve seen them, though?” Erling asks, too curious to be truly causal. It’s like he’s actually asking— though why, Jude has no real idea. “The memes?”
“Yeah I’ve seen them,” Jude tuts. “Fucking Grealish forwards every one he gets his hands on.”
“Same for me,” Erling says, and he looks thoughtful a moment, a sort of fleeting thing Jude can’t really read. “It’s interesting.”
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- Part 1 of all out of road
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25 Jul 2026
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don't smile because it happened, cry because it's over by yourgirlfriend
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
25 Jul 2026
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In the wake of the 2026 FIFA World Cup, Erling Haaland's sex-tape is leaked.
What'd generally be considered an embarrassing but ultimately forgettable incident is made all the more scandalous when the tape's co-star is revealed to be Jude Bellingham, the Prince of Wales.
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25 Jul 2026
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After England — one English player in particular — kick Norway out of the world cup, old feelings resurface. Some things can’t be blamed on alcohol alone. Or can they?
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24 Jul 2026
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Norway loses the match against England. Jude slips into Erling's room for a farewell gift before he leaves tomorrow.
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- Part 2 of Where We Belong
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24 Jul 2026