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    Alastor should have registered when he first presented, his name and details added to the list advertising available Omegas throughout the kingdom. At twenty-four, he should’ve been servicing Alphas for six or seven years already.

    He wasn’t small or soft or pretty. He was tall, thin, and calloused. After the initial contract for his virginity, he’d become a means to an end for poorer Alphas and spend his next twenty or so years warming their beds until his whelp rearing days passed.

    Registering now was the only one way he could make enough money to save his mother.

    He just hoped she forgave him for it.

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    Omegas, the only secondary gender able to give birth, are a rare and precious resource. As a result, the Crown created the Omega Registry for Alphas to bid on their heats in the hopes of producing an heir. Alastor has spent his whole life pretending to be a beta, but outs himself when his mother falls gravely ill in order to save her life.

    He never expected his virgin contract to go to King Lucifer Morningstar, let alone for the king to want to keep him.

    Completed: 11/11/25

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    03 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    One thing Alastor has learned over his decades in Hell: when Rosie gets bored, he never quite knows how the rest of his day will go.

    Case in point:

    "Rosie, what in blazes are you wearing."

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    31 Oct 2025

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    My drawing muse is inspired by, but I can’t doodle right now.

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    Hanging around Charlie and company has done awful things to Husk’s ability to remain in his preferred state of apathy. For the most part, he finds he doesn’t mind as much anymore, until the day he realizes Alastor is hiding wounds from them, and the compulsion to do something about it stands in firm contrast to his hatred for the man who stripped him of everything he’d once had.

    He doesn’t care about him.

    So why is he going through all this trouble?

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    08 Oct 2025

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    THE s1 Hurt Alastor fic to rule them all.

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    Charlie thinks that the hotel's guest and staff could benefit from having a little more music in their afterlives. Alastor is ecstatic to have the opportunity to expand the array of instruments he can play.

    And then he discovers the most awful, wonderful, baffling instrument he's ever seen.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.

     

    Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.

     

    He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.

     

    Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.

    There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.

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    30 Jul 2025