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It's Not Gay If We're In America by Mystic_Panda_4
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
28 Dec 2022
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Each December, Dazai disappears off the face of the earth for the last few weeks of the year, leaving the ADA completely baffled as to where he's gone, but who can complain when he returns in a much better mood than he was when he left, and the Agency gets a month of blissful Dazai-free antics?
Or, Soukoku gets stranded in New York one December for a mission, which kickstarts a cheesy Christmas story eight years in the making, all to cumulate in the Christmas of a lifetime.
Now with art!
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"I would never lie about something as precious as Christmas!" Dazai insisted, holding a hand over his chest in mock offense that Chuuya would even suggest such a thing. "I mean it with 100% sincerity, Christmas isn't a romantic holiday in America, you can ask anyone in this hotel if you don't believe me, so therefore it makes sense that if we celebrate Christmas here, in America, it won't be a romantic thing."
"That's about as flimsy of an excuse as saying it's not gay as long as you're wearing socks."
"It's not gay if you're wearing socks," Dazai insisted. "And it's not gay to celebrate Christmas in America either."
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- Part 1 of To Gay Or Not To Gay
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