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Who I Am Hates Who I've Been by Naive_Archivist
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
13 Nov 2024
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The prank at the Waylon Place backfires, of course it does. Why did they think it'd work in the first place? But it doesn't blow up in their faces like it should've, Max doesn't swear vengeance to make their lives more of a living hell than before. He actually seems weirdly intent on hanging around after all is said and done. Maybe it's Richie's bleeding heart that convinces him to put in the effort to get to know him, but with Steph insisting he's not as bad as they've believed him to be what could really go wrong? Ignoring the years of bullying and torment and simmering repressed desires of course.
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“Berdly,” said Noelle, putting a hand up to her cheek and whisper-yelling, “today is a great day!”
After a quick scan of his mind’s inventory, Berdly failed to produce a reason why. So, perplexed, he replied, “What makes you say so?”
“I’ve decided that I’m going to be your wingman!” exclaimed Noelle, grinning ear to ear.
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or, the time noelle learns who berdly’s crush is and vows to do something about it
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- Part 5 of who up deltaing they rune
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03 Jul 2025
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Is it hot in here, or is it just the existential dread that we're both ignoring? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
01 Jun 2025
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He reaches for your chest, and the feathers brush against skin. It tickles a little, like it's funny.
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No "strings" attached intimacy with your fellow bluebird? It's more likely than you think!
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02 Jul 2025
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Distant Third Place by Friendly Frankenstein (friendlytroll)
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
04 Jun 2025
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Alphys tried hard to be a good teacher. Which probably wouldn’t have been hard even without Toriel working in the same building, or without having to step into Mr. Gerson’s shoes. But she tried. And a part of that meant that she did her best not to... kids all have! Their own circumstances! You couldn’t just think, oh this is a bad kid, this is a good kid. Kids are kids.
...But all the same, it takes a serious effort of will not to try to find an excuse to rush out of the room when she notices Berdly lingering after class. Berdly was a.... good kid! He worked hard. He was... academically.... motivated....
-----In which Berdly seeks out advice from Alphys about matters of the heart, nerd to nerd, and winds up letting on that he's nursing a. Somewhat unexpected crush.
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02 Jul 2025
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the two biggest geeks in the history of the entire world are presented with the idea of studying and somehow morph it into speedrunning Dragon Blazers II
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02 Jul 2025
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If the Floorboards Won't Hold You, I Will by Never_Seen_Again
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
03 Dec 2024
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The words wouldn’t get out fast enough. They couldn’t get out fast enough. It happened too quickly. Didn’t it?
Max looking at him as he approached, recognition flashing in his eyes as the floor fell out beneath him.
Richie running forward to try and make it in time. Arm outstretched… and finding purchase. But he’d already fallen too far. He was too heavy, and was falling too fast. Richie got pulled with. There was an eternity of just staring at Max’s face, traced with a fear that Richie had never seen before. The world rose around them.
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10 Oct 2024