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    “Well, I think a major thing is to be a giving lover, yeah? Try to focus on their pleasure rather than your own.”

    Edgeworth nods, concentrating, and it’s cute. It’s cute, Edgeworth’s tipsy, they're talking about sex, and Phoenix is going to die.

    “That’s, um. That’s as much as I can really tell you?” There’s a flash of disappointment on Edgeworth’s face.

    “Aw, c’mon, don’t give me that,” Phoenix says, “It’s just one of those things where, uh. It would…be better to show you, than tell you.” He focuses his gaze on something else, on anything else that isn’t Edgeworth with his face flushed and cute—

    “Then show me.”

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    After an old one-night-stand of Edgeworth's mocks him for his inexperience, Phoenix decides to lend a hand, giving Edgeworth different lessons in sex. What could possibly go wrong?

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    When Lizzy Bennet pretended to her new coworkers that she had a boyfriend, it was only to get Will Collins off her back. When she pretended that boyfriend was Darcy, well, it's just that she panicked and his was the only name that popped into her head.

    Sure, she hated the guy and usually made no secret of that fact, but she wouldn't make a big deal of the ruse at work. It would fizzle out in a week or two, and Darcy would never find out, so no harm would be done.

    Right?

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    20 Oct 2024

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    Prompt from Tumblr: "50 Shades of Earl Grey" - Sorry, I can't write smut though, so have a story about a hungover Darcy making Lizzie some tea instead.

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    02 May 2024

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    After he’d given her the letter, after she’d read it with equal parts shame and indignation, she’d found small comfort in the fact that she didn’t have to face him, possibly ever again.

    And now here she is, spending the night at his family cabin and drinking coffee out of a mug that reads “Lake Tahoe Shakespeare Festival, 1998”.

    or, the one where they're snowed-in

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    LBD modernized P&P so brilliantly, but the literal interpretation of "Turn About the Room" was not entirely satisfying for this LBD viewer so I made up my own. My imaginings were based on the spirit of that scene from the original source, ie, Caroline invites Lizzie to do a physical activity in front of Darcy in hopes of gaining his attention. That lead to other musings about interactions between Darcy and Lizzie at Netherfield. Mainly, Jane and Bing trying to lessen the tension between Lizzie and Darcy, and their peacemaking efforts creating more awkwardness, confusion and misunderstanding.

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    16 Apr 2024