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“Well, you look like someone who might like to be taken care of, if you catch my drift. You don’t get what you want?” Vi asks.
“... I suppose the dating pool has been a little dry.”
Vi smirks, her thick fingers tapping the wood of the bar. “Girl like you struggles to find a nice butch to take her home?”
“I can't say I've ever had the offer.” She says without thinking, immediately regretting it when Vi's smile widens.
“Well,” she says, picking up her beer and tapping the top of Caitlyn’s gin and tonic with it. “Consider this your first.”
or;
Caitlyn, disappointed with her experiences in bed with fellow femmes, takes her first butch for a ride. She gets her shit rocked.
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Wei Wuxian and Where All Futures Start by Neji
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Oct 2020
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The story of Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji's first night and morning together at university, the foundation of the story they still sit on twenty years later.
“Look, we were talking about things like, I don’t know. He’s gotten really buff lately and... and he’s coming back tonight and his bed isn’t gonna be delivered until tomorrow,” He tried to say the next part with conviction despite having absolutely no faith in himself. “So he’s gonna share with me. Totally normal offer to make someone.”
“And how did that turn into, ‘hey do you ever wank over me’?”
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- Part 4 of The Unforseeable Future
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Wei Wuxian and the Hormonal Disaster of Prom by Neji
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jun 2020
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The week after the peak of Wei Wuxian's midlife crisis he still feels a little bit sharp to the touch and doesn't really have it in him to hold it together when he sees Jin Ling in his prom dress, watch his son kiss his boyfriend right in front of his own eyes, AND explain to Lan Zhan that while, yes, Xichen is technically alone, he's not really lonely.
(Wei Ying thinks he has to deconstruct Lan Zhan's idea of love, but maybe they don't really need to talk about it, if Lan Xichen carries on fixing all of their minor problems for them).
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- Part 3 of The Unforseeable Future
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Rolled Oats by Neji for kakikaeru, Ariaste
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 May 2020
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Wei Wuixan vs. Pokemon Sun: The Trying, Exasperating Sunday Morning Incident. (i.e, a telling of the scene mentioned in part 1 of the series when Sizhui's Gameboy is taken away by Lan Zhan)
Inside, he heard the giveaway sounds of a sad chime emanating. After sitting on it for a minute, working out if it was really worth going in and talking to his husband about whatever weird reasoning was behind his cryptic grip on their son’s new toy, he heard a similar sad melody coming from upstairs. “God sake,” He whispered at the rabbits.
Lan Wangji was draped over his guqin, drowning out the sounds of their son, presumably doing the same thing. Wei Wuxian put his hands on his hips. “I’m going to guess you’ve had a fight,” and Lan Zhan’s pout told him all he needed to know.
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- Part 2 of The Unforseeable Future
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Melting, or: How to Grow Old with Little to No Grace, by Wei Wuxian by Neji
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2020
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Lan Zhan is turning forty and seems fine about the whole thing, and Sizhui is sneaking around and being a generally awful teenager in the name of love, so what's Wei Ying supposed to do? Deal with that in a healthy way? Seems fake
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- Part 1 of The Unforseeable Future
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The Unforseeable Future by Neji
Fandom: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Oct 2020
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Wei Wuxian wasn’t one man anymore, and he hadn’t been since he was eighteen, when his sister had just gotten married to an asshole and he thought he quite liked the sound of being single forever, and then Lan Zhan had come back from a year abroad in China with his family who still lived out there and had grown a foot in height and shoulder width, and Wei Ying had imagined his legs propped up on those shoulders for the foreseeable future.
The foreseeable future hadn’t included twenty years and a kid, and it definitely hadn’t included not being able to get his leg that high anymore.
(wangxian over the span of their lives)
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A series of Unfortunate Undercity Events
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01 Jul 2025
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Asami has an important mission: to subdue the Avatar and bring her to the Equalists. However, she finds herself in over her head when the Alpha of Alphas has a much greater effect on her than anticipated.
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01 Jul 2025
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My bones have found a place by rubikswriter
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
12 Jan 2025
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Vi wonders if this is what it’s like to be addicted to shimmer; feeling utterly strung out and wrecked and ruined but still aching for more.
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13 Mar 2025
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And They Folded Like Cardboard by SarcastCity
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
17 Aug 2024
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The woman slid her way across the finish line, collapsing in a heap on the ground just after she crossed the line, rolling sideways, her arms out to the side, her ski poles askew, her legs tangled together, her full chest snapping up and down as the crowd screamed and hugged and her coach ran over to help her up.
New.
World.
Record.
C. Kiramman from Piltover, of all the fuckin’ places, had fucking smashed the world record.
Hold up.
Vi’s eyes widened, moving from the tv screen to the woman still sitting quietly at the bar, a rocks glass in front of her.
She had dark hair…she was slender…she had legs for days…and…her beanie was Piltover colors.
Vi walked forward the final few strides and slid in next to her.
Vi cleared her throat, doing her best not to startle her, “Is uh…is that you?” she asked, inclining her head toward the screen when the woman - Gods, she was fucking gorgeous - lifted her head to look at Vi with beautiful, curious blue eyes.
OR The Winter Olympics AU
(Loosely inspired by the cardboard bed nonsense in Tokyo)
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- Part 1 of The Winter Olympics AU
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10 Sep 2024
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Sasuke has a type.
It’s blond, stupid, and…
...It’s Naruto. Okay, fine, it’s Naruto.
Unfortunately his best friend is 1. not gay and 2. a simp for goth girls, so Sasuke is stuck finding a replacement to sleep with, rejecting Naruto’s drunken advances, and being a good friend. It's an uphill battle of monstrous proportions and Sasuke just wishes he could take the easy way out by shoving his five years of pining off a cliff.
Instead, he ends up wearing all black after a photoshoot gone wrong and Naruto shows him firsthand how deep his affinity for goths really runs, and the uphill battle just gets that much harder.
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02 Sep 2024