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    Xie Lian and Hua Cheng have been dating for two months. For two months, Xie Lian has brushed his teeth six times a day. For two months, Hua Cheng has not kissed him.

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    04 May 2025

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    To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.

    He comes close, though.

    By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.

    What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.

    “Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”

    Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
     

    (Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)

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    04 May 2025

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    But the truth is that she doesn't pay much attention to it either: the mysterious entity doesn't bother her, doesn't throw things at the walls, or write threats in blood on the mirrors, and Xie Lian has no problem leaving a few knick-knacks lying around to thank her for her cooperation, for being a good supernatural being who doesn't bother her any more than necessary to satisfy her inhuman curiosity. From homemade sweets with her mother's recipe (even if they look like tiny lumps of charcoal with too much sugar) that disappear completely, to intentionally leaving books and crossword magazines on the coffee table in the entrance hall for the supernatural being to entertain herself while she comes home from work.
    The cohabitation is peaceful, practically one-sided. At least, at first.

    Or, Xie Lian moves into a new flat where, apparently, there is a supernatural entity. Not that it's a problem for her. At least until the supernatural entity turns out to be a beautiful subcubus demon, Hua Cheng, and Xie Lian is just a human. A pretty horny human.

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    27 Dec 2023

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    Xie Lian has... a problem.

    A really big problem.

    And as though that wasn't enough, it's a problem he can't tell anyone about, because it's also an extremely embarrassing one.

    It's not that he's ashamed of it. Or, maybe a little. It's just weird. It's just—

    Xie Lian thinks of his best friend when he fucks himself.

    (Or, Hualian go on vacation together and Xie Lian suffers from horny syndrome.)

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    22 Jun 2023

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    Cuando Hua Cheng pierde todos sus recuerdos de Xie Lian, afectado por una complicada maldición, sólo hay una forma de recuperarlos: Xie Lian tiene que conseguir que Hua Cheng lo bese.

    No debería ser muy difícil, ¿verdad?

    Xie Lian tiene un plan.

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    17 Jun 2023