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Normal Frenemy Shit by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)
03 Jun 2023
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“Pass me the wontons,” Peter says before taking a long slurping drink through the straw in his soda.
“Nice manners, spider boy.”
“Pass me the wontons… dipshit.”
“Do I get to eat any of this food?”
Peter swivels his torso toward Wade and narrows his eyes again, a look that makes it feel like an elevator is free-falling in Wade’s chest. People are screaming, and lights are flickering, and everyone inside is going to die.
“Pass. Me. The. Wontons. Fucker.”
Wade rolls his eyes in response but hands the grease-spotted bag of wontons over. It’s not like he didn’t buy them with Peter in mind anyway. Wade has been doing shit like that a lot recently. He’s even considering, right now, at this very moment, letting Peter have the last word.
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Peter and Wade eat together (strange). Peter and Wade snipe at each other (normal). Deadpool gets hurt (of course). Spider-man offers an unusual method of pain management (it mostly works).
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Eddie set his alarm clock and flopped onto the bed, grateful to spend the first night in his own place. No more noisy neighbours or walking down dodgy streets to get home. He was going to take care of this place, make it into something special. He sighed with contentment. This was his house now.
Only, it wasn't.
________________________Eddie thought his new house came at a surprisingly bargain price. Little did he know that its problems had nothing to do with ghosts.
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- Part 1 of House!Venom AU
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secret keeper by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jan 2023
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Ellie stares at the new arrival, gaping. All the evidence points to one obvious answer, but this guy looks nothing like the Spider-Man Ellie recognizes — mostly because he isn’t wearing the suit.
“Crappy day to get kidnapped, amirite?” he says, crouching next to Ellie and deftly untying her restraints. “Looks like these guys were amateurs, though. They didn’t even lock the windows.”
In which Ellie accidentally becomes the one person who knows Spider-Man's identity. She doesn't tell her dad.
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Twink Protection Program by Eye_of_the_Dragon
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Peter takes a job at a rough mercenary bar to afford food. It’s going fine—until Deadpool walks in, starts flirting, and mistakes his bruises for something worse. Now Peter’s juggling injury, identity, and one very persistent merc with a savior complex. Slowburn, snark, misunderstandings, and a secret or two.
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an itch you can't scratch by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
22 May 2022
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5 times Wade bumps into Peter Parker + 1 time he realizes Peter Parker is Spider-Man.