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    Utahime never asked for a husband, let alone Gojo Satoru.
    Bound together by a clan vow in their teens, they've spent years treating their paper marriage as a formality to endure in the background, not a life to share.

    But when the vow makes it clear that only Gojo can father her child, “endure” becomes impossible.

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    Every London season begins with the traditional mating run in the royal maze, where anyone eligible may participate.

    This year, Penelope is dismayed she cannot afford to enter, while her best friend Eloise is being forced to. Eloise does not wish to be caught and forced to marry some dimwitted Alpha, and so she begins to devise a plan of escape...

    Meanwhile, Colin is back from his travels, having avoided the run since his failed engagement. He insists he’s only here to support his sister. But as the sun sets, can he truly resist the perfect scent and the pull of the full moon...?

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    When Penelope loses her job, Colin invites her to go with him to his next destination. Penelope isn't good at spontaneity, but she can't say no to Colin and finds herself swept up on the trip of a lifetime.

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    When Penelope Featherington is dragged from her bed in the middle of the night, she’s told that her nom-de-plume has been uncovered. Not by the Queen as she’d feared, but by the men who murdered her father. There are debts to be paid far beyond her Whistledown earnings. Fortunately for Penelope, a mysterious figure from her past is set on protecting her at all costs.

     

     

    A regency bodyguard AU.

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    She made a little humming noise. “I am afraid, Sir Knight, that this is one danger you cannot wave your sword at. There is no escaping my marriage.”

    “Oh. That. Marriage is no danger.”

    She gave him a look of such sharpness that he felt himself wither. “You are a man. You do not have the first idea of the dangers marriage entails for women.” Her chin trembled though she held it aloft. “And you are a Knight Protector — you are not permitted to marry until after I am wed.”

    He opened his mouth to retort — but closed it quickly. She was, he supposed, right. In fact he could not imagine someone less suited to offer counsel on the subject than himself.

    “What is it that you fear?” he asked.

    She took a deep breath. “Cruelty. Neglect. Loneliness. A life spent in solitude and uselessness, my mind slowly disintegrating through lack of exertion. There is so much world out here, Colin, and I shall only ever see one tiny patch of it. I fear dying after a life only half-lived. I have dreams and ambitions and they shall never, ever be realised. So while I am able, I mean to live.”

     

    OR: the Adventures of Princess Penelope and Sir Colin, her Knight Protector!

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