NopeNotGonnaDoIt
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Marked by NopeNotGonnaDoIt
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
18 Feb 2020
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"Her saber was a physical manifestation of her soul, and half of it was bleeding."
Kylo Ren and Rey meet in battle once more, two years after the events on Crait. He told Luke he would destroy her, and that's what he intends to do, but she isn't going to make it easy for him.
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Dirty Pretty Things by NopeNotGonnaDoIt
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
14 Feb 2020
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Rey was the one thing, the only thing, in Ben's ugly life that he hadn’t touched with his filth.
Rey was the one thing he thought he could keep pure from everything else that marred the surface.
And he had. For so long.
Until that day.
Sometimes, he likes to blame that one day, to rue it as a fated downfall, instead of actually taking responsibility for the fact that it was all his choices that led him to where he is.
It all started so small. The catalyst that threw this whole sordid ordeal into motion, was so, so small. The one thing that devolved their three years of blissful co-existence as roommates into something sinister and gross, was so small.
And lacy.
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After Elizabeth and Darcy's 'one night stand', neither can quite move on.
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- Part 2 of The Story of Us
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08 Mar 2026
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undutiful children by saccharinesummer
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
29 Nov 2025
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"You do not think very highly of me, Miss Bennet. I must say I am surprised you have come to my door, but I have little idea of what you want from me."
Elizabeth opened her mouth, then closed it again. Her heart beat furiously in her chest, and she was acutely aware of her own breath, which seemed to come in short gasps. "I am with child, Mr. Darcy." She couldn't look at him, couldn't bear to uncover his reaction to the news. "I didn't know what else to do."
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A passionate ending to the rejected proposal at Hunsford leads to unsought complications: a child. With no other options, Elizabeth seeks out Mr. Darcy.
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11 Nov 2025
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A Gift by 3rdstarksistr
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
23 Mar 2025
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Sansa has been meeting with Dontos in hopes of escaping the Red Keep, but she is interrupted when the Hound finds them one night in the godswood. He has his own proposition for her and accepting may be her undoing or her best hope.
In this smut-filled story, Sandor is an unreformed, controlling asshole, and Sansa struggles with her growing desires and attachment to him despite his conflicting nature.
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20 Jul 2025
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Prompt32 (or That VirginSandor Fic) by naturesinmyeye
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
01 Feb 2016
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Title: Prompt32
Summary: Written for the Sansan Fest 2015. Original prompt was for an AU, arranged marriage fic in which Sandor has a reputation for whoring but is, in fact, really body conscious and a virgin. . . . big boots to try and fill. My usual triage of angst, drama and smut.
Rating: M for Sandor language, smut, hints of abuse and some faked dub con.
Warnings: See the ratings for most of them. Plus underage? Sansa has no specific age in this one. Do with her what you will. Whatever floats your boat.
Pairing: Sandor Clegane x Sansa Stark
Word Count: >35kThere was a sad twitch of a smile on his lips. “And what if your husband was green?” he asked in a voice so quiet Sansa almost misheard the question.
If your husband was green? What in Seven Hells did that mean? He wasn’t green. He went to brothels for heavens sake! But, oh! Sansa’s eyes grew wide and her breath caught in her throat. No one ever said what he did there! But that didn’t make any sense! How could he possibly be untouched as she was?
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07 Jul 2025
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Endgame.
Complete.
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23 Jun 2025