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• Two Clarinets and an Ex by Not_a_minor

  Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  12 Oct 2026

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  • Eugene Krabs/Mrs. Puff
  • Squilliam Fancyson/Squidward Tentacles
  • SpongeBob SquarePants & Squidward Tentacles
  • Squidward Tentacles/Jim (frycook)
  • Jim (SpongeBob)
  • Modern AU
  • Penelope Puff Secret life
  • Mrs puff is a criminal
  • Bikini Bottom (SpongeBob)
  • Human SpongeBob SquarePants
  • Crack Treated Seriously

  Summary

  Spongebob Au in real life.

  Squidward finds himself faced with old friends, and foes. Will he return to them or stay with his new family?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  948

  Chapters:

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  Hits:

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