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    at 8: local vigilante child kidnaps another child to repay hobo man, local hobo man's husband is not amused

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    “If this is another arts and crafts activity, then count me out,” Techno says. “I have had enough of taxidermying."
    “Don’t be like that,” Phil pouts. “The centerpieces look wonderful. Our guests are going to love them."
    “They better. I don’t think there’s a living squirrel left for fifty miles.”

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    or: techno takes on a sketchy wedding planner gig because he's got no choice. he’s not entirely sure he won’t get himself killed in the process.

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    Dick Grayson has a great idea. Bruce has been acting like an idiot in public for a long time, and no one takes him seriously enough to think he's Batman. So what if the whole family did that? And what better way to do it than together? Taking inspiration from Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Dick convinces his family to create a reality TV show with him, centered around their lives. One which they would use to show the public that they're just too ridiculous to ever be superheroes.

     

    This story will follow a different format from the rest of my fics, since I'm actually describing the episodes. I'll mention things like camera angles and cuts between camera shots in the story. It may be a bit of a weird format to read it in, but I hope you enjoy it anyway! I'll also include people reflecting on the episodes at the end, whether it's the Waynes looking at what they've done or their superhero friends laughing at their nonsense.

    I hope you all enjoy!!

     

    THIS FIC IS NOT ABANDONED! I promise I will come back and finish it someday. Life has just been getting in the way lately, so I've been slow to update all of my fics. (Ideas for future "episodes" would help me with writing this though!!)

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    Danny Fenton studied medicine under Frostbite. Because of this, he has a lot of medical expertise when it comes to working with a lot of different species, including Kryptonians and Martians.

    The doctors on the Watchtower who hired him did not know that he had experience and thought he was just talking back, so they fired him on day one. A few days later they tried one of his suggestions. To their surprise, it worked.

    The Justice League now has questions about Danny, starting with "Why the hell did you fire him??"

     

    THIS FIC IS NOT ABANDONED! I promise I will come back and finish it someday. Life has just been getting in the way lately, so I've been slow to update all of my fics.

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