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    Hermione Granger was jaded. So naturally, she made a plan.
    Step one: Abandon the wizarding world for a few days.
    Step two: Find a proper Muggle bloke.
    Step three: Shag. Shag until the pit in her chest closes.
    Of course she hadn't planned for this, and really, how could she?
    Draco Malfoy caught her eyes as he sat in the backseat of the Uber that she just called.

    Or: Hermione needs a one-night stand to recover, and Draco is... enthusiastically there.

     

    *Dramione Subreddit 2024 Top Novella*
    *Honorable Mention 2024 Top Smut*

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    01 May 2024

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    Everything was fine until Ginny started shagging Draco Malfoy.

    Or, Ginny and Draco spark up a friends with benefits relationship but after countless visits to their flat, he falls for Hermione instead.

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    23 Feb 2024

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    “Alright,” said Pansy. “Then we’re still stuck. How do we divide three rooms between three girls and three boys?”

    “You share with Ginny. Blaise shares with Ron. And then Draco and I can share,” said Hermione easily, scrolling through the phone at the rest of the property images.

    Pansy’s attention snapped to Draco so fast, he almost jolted at the impact of it.

    “Oh?” She said with pointed interest. Draco shook his head minutely at her and her brows shot up. She turned back to Hermione.

    “Why you and Draco, Hermione?”

    “Well it’s such a lovely house, it’d be a shame to pass it up just because of sleeping arrangements.” She glanced up, perhaps sensing the underlying emphasis in Pansy’s question, and met his eyes. “You don’t mind, do you Draco? Or I could share with Ron if you’d rather be with Blaise?”

    “Don’t mind a bit.” He sipped his tea, the picture of nonchalance.

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    Or where Hermione thinks she and Draco are “just good friends” but he’s secretly in love.

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    01 May 2023

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    For years they were two clashing musical notes played together, uncomfortable in the experience yet meant to move the score forward. A build that had no rhyme or reason other than to lead them towards the dissonance, the crescendo that when finally brought together feels an awful lot like a bridge converging two wandering souls.

     

    Or: what happens when Hermione Granger's "gut" leads her to a dying Draco Malfoy.

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    14 Feb 2023

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    The Parkinson-Potter wedding is the wedding of the year, and Pansy is insistent that every last detail be perfect for her bridal magazine, Bouquet. In an effort to appease the bride’s demands with their sanity in check, Hermione proposes she and Draco be each other’s date, unaware that he is harbouring his own secret.

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    23 Jun 2022