NowhereTheWeirdo
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This is for oneshots that are under 2,000 words (aka shorter than short book chapters)! Any other oneshots that are not under 2,000 words will be separated from this.
I do take requests from time to time, but it takes a lot of time for me to get motivated into actually writing it, so my apologies on that part.
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It was New Years Eve.
Well, in an hour or so it wouldn't be, because that's just how time worked; how it had always worked. Since the witches had baked the first cookies to now and past now, time had moved in an unstoppable pattern.
A pattern where some had the audacity to celebrate.
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Are We Allies or Enemies? [ON PAUSE] by NowhereTheWeirdo
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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The Spire was gone.
And so was Pure Vanilla Cookie; returned to his kingdom after betraying him, lying to him, making him believe that someone finally understood him, someone who finally fell with him, someone who finally was him.
Then he left. Like he was nothing. Just an obstacle.
Just a beast.
Shadow Milk scowled.
((Chapters posted as soon as they're finished!))
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What if Shadow Milk had gotten trapped in the Silver Tree again?
What if it was all just a cycle on repeat for all of eternity?
And what if Pure Vanilla tried to break it?
(DISCONTINUED, OTHER FANFICS TO COME!))
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Perhaps it was a notebook he was gifted back then? Had White Lily accidentally left it on his side? Pure Vanilla was puzzled. White Lily would not want it back, not when it would bring her nothing but bad memories. It was such a pretty book, too. He mindlessly looked through the pages. Maybe he could make it a new journal, if only to record his travels. After all, this place was only the beginning of his journey throughout Earthbread.
Having made up his mind, Pure Vanilla pulled out a quill and wrote on the first page.
January 11, 20XX. Blueberry Yoghurt Academy. It’s been a long time.
Immediately, the dark ink sank into the page and vanished.
Pure Vanilla blinked, and the page was blank. Then, slowly, a new sentence appeared, like another person was writing back. The words were smooth and elegant.
Hello? Has it really been that long? May I ask who you are?
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Many years ago, Pure Vanilla found a fragment of the Fount of Knowledge in a book. Now, as the Dark Flour War approached, he must reconcile with his...friend.Bookmarked by NowhereTheWeirdo
11 Jan 2026
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Pure Vanilla visits White Lily to talk about his growing feelings for Shadow Milk. She doesn't understand but if he was willing to stand up to all of them and give the Beast a chance to change then she supposes she has no other choice but to support him. Unfortunately for them, her faerie subjects get the wrong idea of why the two Ancients are meeting more frequently and decide to take matters into their own hands.
A potion to bring forth hidden affections given to the one cookie that has some form of love for every single person he's ever known means now White Lily has to try and keep an increasingly cuddly Pure Vanilla from embarrassing himself in front of everyone he crosses paths with. And when Shadow Milk shows up, she needs to keep him from making a mistake that may just drive the jester away for good.
Pure Vanilla is lucky she's always been good at figuring out spell craft... and with an extremely reluctant Shadow Milk's help, maybe they can break this lovestruck haze that her friend is trapped in.
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Someone wanted Viridescent Outfit PV but with the ShadowVanilla ship. I decided to make it thousands of words of angst repairing many cookie's relationships while I'm at it.Series
- Part 1 of Veridian Dreaming
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Bookmarked by NowhereTheWeirdo
14 Dec 2025
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"Shadow Milk Cookie, you look.." Pure Vanilla clears his throat, tightening his grip on his staff. "Ahem, when was the last time you slept?"
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Shadow Milk cannot comprehend the concept of a sleeping schedule, and Pure Vanilla is determined to change this. aka unstoppable force meets unmovable object..
Bookmarked by NowhereTheWeirdo
05 Jan 2026