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    Draco shows her off.

    Neville uses her for a demonstration in the greenhouse.

    A derailed exercise session, a detention, and a morning after.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Pansy Parkinson needed a drink.
    And a shag.
    She didn't care in which order.
    Enter: Neville fucking Longbottom and his rolled up sleeves.

     

    Set in LovesBitca8's Rights and Wrongs AU.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Pete drops his stuff off in his room and grabs a change of clothes before he goes back to the bathroom. Maybe he’ll run into Cody and ask him then.

    He nearly misses Cody, actually, though, because as Pete is approaching the bathroom he can hear Cody heading downstairs, with…what sounds like a lot of change, or something?

    “Cody?”

    “Yeah?”

    Pete steps to the top of the staircase to see Cody paused halfway down, looking up at Pete and wearing an outfit that’s absolutely sinful.

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    or: Pete and Cody aren't together right now. Cody is still tempting as fuck.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    “Harry, you were half naked and holding fucking hands. I saw you."

    Harry grips his mug tighter, resisting the urge to lob it at Ron's head. “Again. There was no room in there; it was a fucking coffin, Ron. And we thought we were going to die.

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    Harry gets trapped inside a coffin with Draco Malfoy.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Everybody knows that Potter can't dance. He's an awkward, shuffling idiot with two left feet. Draco had even witnessed it first hand. And alright, admittedly that was over a decade ago at a stuffy school ball…but it's just an undisputed fact of life, isn't it? That Harry Potter is an insufferable twat with a hero complex, and he can't dance. But Sweet Mother of Merlin, Draco has to resist the urge to rub his eyes and pinch himself, because this Potter? He can fucking move

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    When Deputy Head Auror Potter waltzes into Wizarding London's most popular gay nightclub a few months after his highly publicised break up with Girl Weasley, Draco is completely cool about it. Not affected in the least.

     

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    26 Mar 2026