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Naruto grinned, and Sasuke realized that although he had never considered sober Naruto to be a good decision maker, tipsy Naruto was possibly among the worst. “We could have a competition,” he said as he wiggled his eyebrows.
“And the competition would be–”
“We have sex and figure out who's better.” Naruto shrugged nonchalantly, as if this wasn't the most insane thing that had ever come out of his already very unhinged mouth. “Duh.”
The ocean was back, whirling inside Sasuke's head. It was a storm inside his mind, a hurricane and a tsunami at the same time. Bad idea, bad bad bad, the worst– his thoughts were drowned out by the sound of crashing waves.
“Sure,” he felt his mouth move and make the shape of the word.———
Naruto & Sasuke get into a tipsy argument and decide that the best way to figure out who is better in bed is to sleep with each other, because they’re dumb and gay.
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12 Oct 2026
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it's getting to me, embarrassingly by sevify
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
08 Sep 2026
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Every morning, all anyone can think about is Teruhashi this, Teruhashi that. It sickens him to his core. Who cares if Teruhashi noticed you moved neighbourhoods by the smell of your uniform alone? Or if she trimmed her hair two inches lower than she usually does? Or if–
“Teruhashi and Saiko are dating?!”
Well, that certainly wasn’t what he was going to say.
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aka, Teruhashi goes on a date with Saiko Metori. Or two. Saiki doesn't care. (Or does.)
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11 Oct 2026
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Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki navigate what they are to one another after the Fourth Great Ninja war, finding out just why their souls pulled them back together. Naturally, they cannot be normal about it and face hurdles along the way- some self inflicted.
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He was sunshine incarnate and Sasuke burned inside just being near him. His eyes were playful and staring down at Sasuke, a smirk tugging at his lips, slightly chapped. Breathing became difficult and Sasuke had the wildest thought of leaning up, and just kissing him. He blinked.
What the actual fuck was that?
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- Part 1 of Nexus of Souls Universe.
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11 Oct 2026
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Kiba accidentally hides in a closet at a party and overhears his two friends who have appearently been hiding in closets themselves. And then he gets to hear a lot more, more than he will ever be able to forget.
Or, Naruto and Sasuke starts fucking and Kiba just has to deal with listening to it.
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- Part 5 of SNS Shorts
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22 Sep 2026
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"We can win the World Cup together."
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "We?"
"Of course!" Naruto replied. "Me and you! We'll play for Japan! And we'll win."
Sasuke stared at him. Then, to Naruto's astonishment, he smiled.
"Fine," he said. "Let's win the World Cup, idiot. Just get better first."
"Together?" Naruto said, holding out his hand.
"Together."
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or: two idiots spend over a decade communicating exclusively through football and it goes about as well as you'd expect.