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The problem, Bilbo would later tell Gandalf in aggrieved irritation, was not so much the unannounced visitors, oh no, but the fact that due to the lateness of the hour and sheer merciless fate, it came to be that at the respectable age of forty, Bilbo was being introduced to a real, live king while wearing striped pyjamas and fluffy slippers.
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31 Oct 2023
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For Marinette Week 2016 on Tumblr.
Adrien doesn't realize how he hadn't noticed sooner, or why it took him so long to look at Marinette for just a breath longer than he's used to. But when he finally does, he can't help but pluck little moments, little pieces, small instances, and precious bits that all come together to form a new picture of his classmate. A picture that reminds him a little too much of the masked girl he'd fallen in love with.
Day 7: Alter-Ego
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14 Jun 2021
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“Hey there, this is Chat Noir. If you’re calling to ask for Marinette Dupain-Cheng she wants nothing to do with your creepy butt and if you have a problem with that you can take it up with me. Lucky for me it won’t be much of a fight, so choose wisely. If you’re calling to ask for me, I can’t come to the phone right now, so just leave a message and stay miraculous! Laterz!”
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13 Jun 2021
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Ladynoir/Adrienette/Ladrien/Marichat short stories, one-shots, and drabbles.
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13 Jun 2021
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It's Adrien's second christmas with his friends and he is determined to get them all the best Christmas gifts he can, but in and out of costume. Of course this is proving a little difficult as Chat Noir has yet to discover a gift that will impress his princess. However in his quest to find Marinette the perfect gift he might just discover a little more than he bargained for!
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