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The problem, Bilbo would later tell Gandalf in aggrieved irritation, was not so much the unannounced visitors, oh no, but the fact that due to the lateness of the hour and sheer merciless fate, it came to be that at the respectable age of forty, Bilbo was being introduced to a real, live king while wearing striped pyjamas and fluffy slippers.
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31 Oct 2023
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For Marinette Week 2016 on Tumblr.
Adrien doesn't realize how he hadn't noticed sooner, or why it took him so long to look at Marinette for just a breath longer than he's used to. But when he finally does, he can't help but pluck little moments, little pieces, small instances, and precious bits that all come together to form a new picture of his classmate. A picture that reminds him a little too much of the masked girl he'd fallen in love with.
Day 7: Alter-Ego
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14 Jun 2021
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“Hey there, this is Chat Noir. If you’re calling to ask for Marinette Dupain-Cheng she wants nothing to do with your creepy butt and if you have a problem with that you can take it up with me. Lucky for me it won’t be much of a fight, so choose wisely. If you’re calling to ask for me, I can’t come to the phone right now, so just leave a message and stay miraculous! Laterz!”
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Or, Chat Noir takes it upon himself to become Marinette's first line of defense against the male teenaged jerks of Paris.- Language:
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13 Jun 2021
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Ladynoir/Adrienette/Ladrien/Marichat short stories, one-shots, and drabbles.
Ratings and summaries posted per fic.
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13 Jun 2021
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It's Adrien's second christmas with his friends and he is determined to get them all the best Christmas gifts he can, but in and out of costume. Of course this is proving a little difficult as Chat Noir has yet to discover a gift that will impress his princess. However in his quest to find Marinette the perfect gift he might just discover a little more than he bargained for!
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12 Jun 2021
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“Tell you what Princess, I will make you a deal. If you ask him out and he rejects you, like you seem to think he will, I will never drop by for any unscheduled visits that don’t involve purple butterflies again. However, if I am right and he says yes, then not only do I reserve the right to continue basking in your presence whenever I so choose, but you will also provide me with free croissants every Monday, Wednesday and Friday for the next two months.”
“You don’t want to make this bet kitty.”
“Oh, I am pretty sure I do.”
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- Part 3 of it was always you
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11 Jun 2021
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Marinette is having a rough day when that night, when she's supposed to have a solo patrol, Chat Noir shows up asking a single question: "Have you revealed your identity to anyone, accidentally or otherwise?"
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11 Jun 2021
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When a freak accident sends Marinette into critical condition, the only thing she can think about is Chat Noir. She wasn't going to make it and someone had to tell him. Otherwise, he'd never know what had happened to her--why his lady had never returned. And, as it just so happens, Adrien is there with her near the end, so she decides that he can take the message to Chat just as well as anyone.
No character death, I promise.
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11 Jun 2021
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the ruins of the invulnerable by mossopossum
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
02 Feb 2021
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"The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal." - Camille Paglia
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Peter Parker thinks he can't get sick. He is wrong. Irondad to the rescue. (aka me avoiding canon for the sake of whump and fluff)
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28 Feb 2021
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and they'll thrive from your demise (but they forget they too are doomed) by mossopossum
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
31 Jan 2021
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In the beginning, he had struggled to understand why bad things kept happening to him. His parents, Ben- oh god, May…
(“How do you live with yourself after all that you’ve done? After you’ve driven your whole family to death?”)
It wasn’t long until he was forced to come to the conclusion that it was him that was the problem.
(“You should rid the world of your curse before someone else ends up dead.”)
And it hurt, and he felt himself drifting closer and closer to agreeing with Flash every day— but he was selfish, and ignorant, and so, so, weak. He wanted so badly to protect the ones he loved from harm after all that he had lost, but God dammit he was happy and he had a family and he loved them so much that he just couldn’t bring himself to leave.
(“Everyone would be better off without you.”)
He swallowed the lump in his throat.
“I uh… I fell down the stairs.”
They can’t know.
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Peter Parker gets really hurt courtesy of Flash Thompson, Tony and The Avengers are there to help.
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28 Feb 2021
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To Those Who Wait by CrazygurlMadness (DoYouCeeEmNow)
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
31 Dec 2019
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“How did you find me?”
“I didn’t find you. I saw a stranded car. I thought someone needed assistance.” He jutted his thumb towards his own vehicle, a large lifted truck that looked suitable for a lumber yard, and said, “So I came to investigate.”
She blinked up at him, then pithily said, “Of all the snowblown roads in all the world.”Or, Zelda is stranded in a snowstorm and gets rescued. Smut happeneth.
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16 Nov 2020
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An Apology Under the Stars by ghostgirl19
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
12 Aug 2020
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“Link, I didn’t request your presence here to look for a star fragment. To be honest, I just wanted a chance to look at the stars with you, and to apologize.”
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03 Oct 2020
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The one where Zelda finds herself in the Gerudo desert with her attractive and infuriating appointed knight.
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02 Oct 2020
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The moment that followed Hyrule's lost war and Zelda's crumbling sobs into Link's arms. There is no point fighting the inevitability of death, but there's comfort in knowing nothing matters. Drabble based on the beautiful art by Helimarr.
"In the battlefield, there is no place for hope. What lies there is only cold despair and a sin called victory, built on the pain of the defeated." — Emiya Kiritsugu
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02 Oct 2020
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Where the Snow Thaws by autumnstwilight (sewohayami) for InsolitaParvaPuella
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
30 Sep 2020
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Link accompanies Zelda to an icy mountain spring.
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02 Oct 2020
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Zelda cursed the sun for forcing her to look at Link even when she wasn’t looking at him.
The princess of Hyrule can recount every minute detail of her appointed knight's dashing figure just by watching his shadow. She tries to convince herself that this is from a place of distaste and scorn, not otherwise.
We all know better.
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30 Sep 2020
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river rushing through my veins by spacebeyonce
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
20 Aug 2020
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the first thing zelda noticed about link was his eyes.
5 times link caught zelda's attention and 1 time he kept it.
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30 Sep 2020
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5 Times Peter Didn’t Need Tony’s Help by blondsak, seekrest for iron_spider
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Dec 2019
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And the one time he did.
Or, Spider-Man is capable of handling a lot of the threats that come his way. Much to the terror and amazement of Tony.
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12 Sep 2020
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Looking Out For You (Like I Always Do) by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 Oct 2018
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Tony leafs through the deluge of letters with growing annoyance, names like Venus Corp, Crux, and Spriteware popping out at him as he tosses them aside. “Care to explain, Parker?” He snaps, and Peter smiles at him sheepishly.
“They’re ... recruitment letters?”
The nerve.
Or: Tony may or may not use a whole damn press conference just to show any other backwoods science industry where Peter Parker belongs.
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- Part 3 of Growing Pains
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10 Sep 2020
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With a Child's Heart by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Nov 2018
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“Oh, god.” Steve whispers, sounding as horrified as Tony feels. “You’re so young. Tony, he’s so young.”
Spider-Man coughs once, a frail, baby-bird sound.
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(They find his body in a Dumpster.)
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- Part 1 of Growing Pains
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Bookmarked by Ohthegodshatehim
10 Sep 2020