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    who married professor kent? by

    Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    04 Oct 2025

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    Clark Kent
    Professor in the ENGLISH DEPARTMENT
    METROPOLITAN GOTHAM ACADEMY

    LIT 229
    Rating: 2/5

    "Professor Kent WILL hijack entire lectures to gush about his husband. Doesn’t matter if we’re supposed to be analyzing Shakespeare—suddenly we’re all trapped listening to how ‘incredible’ his husband looked making pancakes. Apparently, love is real and I’m just failing this class because I couldn’t remember what book his husband bought him for their anniversary.

    Also, he laughs at his own puns. Loudly. All the time. The man is unstoppable. Someone PLEASE tell me who married this menace because I need to know who willingly signed up for this life."

    Lois Lane, being the investigative journalist she aspires to be, has to unravel the mystery behind her professor's secret husband.

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    A Job Never Done by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    18 Jan 2026

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    Across the old factory, where Nightwing plans to ambush a major weapons trade, is a bright new billboard. It must've been put up the night prior, because Dick would've definitely noticed the shining image of Bruce Wayne during his recon. His mother, appearing in an advertisement for Wayne Enterprises' latest makeup brand, wears slightly smudged lipstick and mascara that lines indecent eyes. A light blush paints his face, and highlighter shines atop the highest points of his cheekbones, making him seem as if he were tipsy. Bruce holds up a tube of the lip color used on him, and the company name is written in gold cursive against a pale pink background. It's a good ad, Dick would say, because it's very convincing. (If you buy from us, you'll look just as stunning as our CEO!)

    That doesn't mean he likes it.

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    Four times Bruce's pups protected him from unwanted advances, and the one time they didn't need to.

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