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    Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series  

    10 May 2026

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    Xelqua is an assassin working at a tavern to get close to his targets.

    Fortunately, his targets are regulars; they tip well and trust too easily. Unfortunately, the targets are funny, kind, and keep inviting him to dinner.

    Now the only thing he's good at killing is his own sense of certainty.

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    English
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    4,093
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