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No, I Don't Want Your Dad To Be My Dad! by b4tling
Fandoms: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
04 Jan 2025
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Billy is pretty tired, he's not really in the mood for another meeting. They're boring and nobody really listens as Batman drones on and on and on...
Wait a minute...
Holey moley, was that a bark!
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Billy is a kid and he really loves dogs. Him and Damian get along well. Pure fluff.
"No, I don't wanna be adopted by your dad!"
"I don't understand, would you rather continue living on the streets then?"
"Yes, actually."
"...No, I refuse."
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19 Aug 2026
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After Rick ditches him for two crows, C-137 Morty finds himself alone in the Citadel, and accidently become a personal assistant to President Evil Morty.
*Set before Season 5 Episode 10
*A canon-compliant “what if” story
*The title is inspired by the German song: Magneten-wir sind Magneten
-Like two poles of a magnet, we’re drawn irresistibly to each other.Bookmarked by Osluder
17 Aug 2026
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ul·ti·ma·tum
noun
a final demand or statement of terms, the rejection of which will result in retaliation or a breakdown in relations.Or, Connor deviates on the Hart Plaza rooftop.
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14 Aug 2026
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Rick Prime actually cared, broh. Morty is sad cuz he died. He tries to kill Eyepatch Morty Earth-Beth-Style, broh.
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"Listen poptart," Rick put his hands on his shoulders, "If another Rick ever comes here, that isn't me. He'll look, act, and sound like me, but that isn't me, okay? They'll pretend to care, they'll say they're me. They're not me."
Morty nodded.
"Remember what I told you?"
Another nod, "Only we can protect each other. We do what we have to do. This is how we stick together."
"That's right; and another thing," Rick said, "Don't trust anyone, Poptart, not even me."
He'd engraved it into his soul by then.
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13 Aug 2026
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Leap of Faith by alighterwood, DandelionPrince, ErinWantsToWrite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Feb 2025
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Peter Parker, like any 14 year old superhero mutant, really wants to catch a break. And yet somehow, he never gets one. He's just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, nothing special, so what gives?
Well, that's only if you don't look at his biology ever since the radioactive spider bite. Or his extensive track record of running away from his guardians and that he was homeless for a bit. Or the amount of people in his life that have died because he's some kind of bad luck charm. Or that his foster-dad is Tony Stark now.
Or the fact that he was randomly kidnapped one morning on his way to school, and now he's in an alternate universe with a bunch of strange vigilantes that keep stalking him.
He thinks they mean well, but they're really weird. Besides that Red Hood guy. He's pretty cool. Though something about them- especially Nightwing- is familiar, that's not important. He has enough on his plate right now, considering there are multiple people trying to upend the fabric of time and space. He can figure out the other details later.
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- Part 2 of Catch Me, if You Can
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02 Aug 2026