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The thing about demons is that humans almost grasped the thing about demons. Hell's not like an office job, per se: it's more of a pyramid scheme kinda deal. Except, instead of selling herbal supplements, the name of the game is convincing other soon-to-cease-being-people to join you in the eternal hot tub--come on in, the water's fine! You'll only get your face eaten by bears a little bit!
And Bill might not be a good person, but he is a decent employee.
Bill sets out to steal Dipper's soul.
It hits him for the first time, partway through microwaving a second bowl of popcorn, that he has no idea what he's doing anymore.
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Bookmarked by OwlO
18 Feb 2025
