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    Sansa was supposed to marry someone brave, gentle and strong. Lord Stannis Baratheon was not what she had in mind.

    Or: The one where Sansa is never betrothed to Joffrey, never loses Lady, and only comes to King's Landing to attend King Robert's wedding feast. The king is marrying Margaery Tyrell as Cersei's treason has been exposed and dealt with.

    But things are never simple when the Iron Throne is in desperate need of heirs and wildlings threaten the peace...

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    03 Feb 2026

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    The first time Jacob Black and Edward Cullen realize they are in agreement on something, it involves Bella Swan and a movie theater... The thirtieth(?) time they realize they’re agreeing on something, it also happens to involve Bella Swan and a movie theater.

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    The adventures of Bella Swan and her two boyfriends who should really probably keep on hating each other but are kinda maybe learning to put aside their innate rivalry as sworn enemies and falling in love instead oops. There's queer alt-teens in your 2000s vampires vs werewolves romance novel! A diversity win!

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    09 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    Remus Lupin is the definition of an introvert: shy, bookish, and the sort to think a wild Friday night involves ordering takeout. He enjoys his quiet life, but after a bad breakup, he’s been yearning for a change of scenery. Luckily, his best friend and former college roommate has the solution.

    Sirius Black—a jokester and expert Remus-handler—proposes an epic road trip to a wedding across the country. They’re both between jobs and boyfriends. Why not hit the open road and make some memories?

    Stuck in close quarters for the first time since their dorm days, they’re both surprised at the heat that springs up between them. As best friends, they’ve shared so much over the years, so why does sharing a hotel room—and occasionally a bed—make them want more? Chemistry this smoldering is hard to ignore, but there are road blocks to their romance. Sirius is keeping a secret, and Remus can’t rely on Sirius to drag him out of his comfort zone forever. If they’re not careful, their relationship may take the ultimate wrong turn.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    "Viktor…" Yuuri's voice was low and gravelly, his teeth grazing the bend of Viktor's neck, "Is it really okay to keep going?" His cock stirred inside of Viktor, still rock hard, still eager. The feeling of Yuuri's semen trickling slowly out of his stretched hole made Viktor shiver, and he grabbed Yuuri's chin in his hand, yanking his face up so that their eyes could meet.

    "I'll say this once, Yuuri. Give me everything you've got. Don't stop even if I beg for you to."

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    07 Nov 2025

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    Rural Texas, 1973. A long-haul trucker crosses paths with a strange couple and soon finds himself in over his head.

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    19 Jul 2024