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    "My plan was to get more crazy with my plans for Mei until eventually, it went up to murder, in which case you would be like 'Oh no! Me being his temporary guardian is a much better alternative to him ending up in jail for manslaughter!'. And if that didn't work out I would start crying, maybe steal a couple tragic backstory plot lines from Marvel, and guilt trip you into thinking 'Oh no again! Me being his guardian is better than him hiring a man named Ben to pretend to be his uncle and die on the street from a bullet wound!'. And if that didn't work... I memorized the lyrics and choreography to 'Hard Knock Life' from the 1976 musical Annie. I think you can guess what my goal for that was,"

    "...Ignoring the fact that you learned a whole dance routine just to assist your scheme-"
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    Or: Aizawa never seems to get a break from the pressure that comes with working with Nezu, now more than ever as the new vice principal of UA. But if anyone thinks that's going to stop him from making crazy changes to the school along side his son- sorry, secretary Midoriya as he cackles at the hero commission burning down in flames, they're dead wrong.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    "Vla- no, not him." Shota scowled, he would rather give up all his naps than live to see the day where Sekijiro Kan of all people became his superior. "Snipe?!"

    "Not emotionally available at the moment as he is currently battling his romantic feelings for Kayama-san." Shota shot back down.

    "For the love of god-!"

    "As you can see, me appointing you as principal is the only logical decision available,"
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    Or: Nezu goes on a week long business trip and makes Aizawa the temporary principal while he's gone, giving him all the powers the principal of UA would normally have. Aizawa, prepared to use this power to it's full capacity, silently vows to make as many changes to UA as he can in a single week. He appoints Midoriya as his secretary for the time being and together they wreak havoc among the school, showing no mercy to any obstacle in their path (And maybe becoming father and son along the way). The rest of the staff and students are left to sit back and watch as everything they know goes up in flames.

    DISCLAIMER: I do not own Boku No Hero Academia or any of the characters

    Cross posted on wattpad

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Izuku wakes to giggling. It’s the best possible sound in the universe.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Midoriya Izuku is medically quirkless, not technically homeless, perpetually exhausted and doing his damned best despite it all. He also sees spirits, which might be cool if not for the fact that a) no one else does, b) they really don't like him very much, and c) he's pretty sure the heroes now think he's a villain working for the League.

    Aizawa Shota just wants to take down Overhaul, rescue Eri, keep his students alive, get some rest, and find out how this Deku kid knows things he absolutely should not know about his personal life and the Shie Hassaikai case.

    Unless Nighteye's right, and the kid really is a villain.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    “Claire? What’s going on? Are you alright?” he was already halfway out of bed, dragging on jeans with one hand. Didn’t matter that she was on the other side of the planet, his instinct just screamed at him to move.

    “I’m fine” She’d said quickly, almost too quickly. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you I just…I need a favour;”

    Chris had paused, sitting on the edge of the bed, tension deflating slightly. “Uh, what kind of favour?” He squinted against the morning light and fought the instinct to crawl back beneath the covers.

    There was a short silence on the other end. He could almost hear her chewing her bottom lip. “I’m worried about Leon,”

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    24 Jan 2026