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Spyfest 2022 Week 1 Prompt: Characters meet in an unlikely place
Alan Blunt attends a birthday party for his family and finds Alex Rider in attendance.
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Alex Rider goes on a mission, and never comes back. Meanwhile, Wolf finds an incredibly fat raccoon has entered his house in the night and eaten ALL OF HIS CHEESE.
AKA the Fat Raccoon Alex fic you've all been waiting for.
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Brooklands Becomes Malagasto by PastryFudger, Zyzyax
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
30 Nov 2020
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Spyfest Summer Collab 2020: Cuby18, Valak/Valaks, Savsilvy, PastryFudger, Wolfern, Pusheen, and I have worked together on another crack fic! In our story, our favorite characters from Malagasto show up to Brooklands and insert themselves into the school. What could possibly go wrong? Crack! No pairings!
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K-Unit has been acting weird lately. Really weird.
For Spyfest 2020 Week 3 Prompt: "Where some people see coincidence, I see conspiracy."
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Doorman's latest host has been quite accommodating over the years, putting up with his puppeteering as he plays around as a public servant. He never felt much protest out of him... until their errands one day bring them face to face with some dorky little bookworm.
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(AU/Crack Theory where Doorman is using Paige's brother as a host)Bookmarked by PastryFudger
16 Sep 2025
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Harry goes back in time after years of careful study identifying the right moment: the moment when he can become Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and change the minds of the young Slytherins who became Voldemort's most loyal followers. Everything goes right. Except one little thing.
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22 Aug 2025
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Will Save the Galaxy for Better Credit Ratings by zuzeca
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars Legends: Darth Plagueis - James Luceno
29 Jun 2021
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In which Darth Maul applies for a loan, discovers a forgotten heirloom, experiments with space drugs, complains about his nemesis to a captive audience, and learns the value of bank fraud. Also love and friendship, but mostly bank fraud.
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28 May 2025
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keep by TallNegotiations (dionova)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
11 Mar 2023
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Vader is a technical genius, it is a well-known fact. So, following his defeat at the hands of his old Master on Mustafar and the rise of the Empire, Vader executes his greatest act of genius to prove his dominance: he creates an artificial intelligence modeled after Obi-Wan Kenobi.
After the rise of the Empire, nothing remains of Commander Cody except for CC-2224, just another rank-and-file stormtrooper among many. He goes where he is told to go, shoots where he is told to shoot, and doesn't question it because good soldiers follow orders.
A droid told to be human meets a human told to be a droid. They meet somewhere in the middle.
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19 May 2025
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Artemy Burakh has spent the last six days struggling to save his town from a virulent outbreak, largely alone. Now it seems he is losing his battle against the disease - a cure is possible in theory, but its components are a myth, and he is running out of time to find them. A new force has arrived in the town, one with the power to bring it a quicker, more ruthless death than even the Sand Pest. An inquisitor, charged by the powers that be with solving impossible problems by pitiless means. A man known to some as the white snake of the Capital...
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10 Apr 2025