Patheticbard
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Recent works
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What's Left of the Cuckoo's Nest by Patheticbard
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
29 Jan 2026
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When responding to a mysterious distress call from a seemingly deserted starfleet shipwreck Spock and Kirk find more than they bargained for.
(Baby on the enterprise!)
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How Jim Kirk spent his New Years Kiss.
(It's pretty short- there's not really much plot other than that)
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For Your Eyes Only, Secretly by Gravenmaw (Patheticbard)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
05 Oct 2025
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'It doesn’t mean anything when they find themselves entwined like this; Dennis always makes sure to make it clear. It’s just easier this way. They don’t have to put any effort into seducing another person like this. It’s simpler, more accessible, and uncomplicated.'
Or in other words: Mac and Dennis 'pal-ing around platonically in the bedroom' or however they worded it.
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Congratulations, You Have Won A Cruise! by JaysAndRavens, Patheticbard
Fandoms: Community (TV)
13 Jul 2025
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You have won a 7 day cruise to Mexico for you and 5 friends -- exciting adventures await, like shuffleboaridng, bingo, game shows and-- wait, what? Someone's getting drunk and married? Someone's chasing a Chang doppleganger (dopplechanger) across the ship? Someone's engineering a reverse-heist? WHO went overboard?
Is now a bad time to say tickets are non-refundable?
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Every SitCom deserves a cruise ship episode and since Community couldn't- we're here to provide!
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The Evolution of Genre in Avoidance of Catastrophisation by Patheticbard
Fandoms: Community (TV)
27 Jun 2025
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Annie's therapist was wrong for telling her not to make a ‘worst-cases scenario’ binder because how could ‘unnecessarily catastrophising’ be that bad when they're now stuck in a catastrophe that she has no plan for ?
Jeff takes the study group skiing, Trobedison get separated from the others in the classic 'snowed in' trope.