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“So what you’re saying is… Sanji’s a carnivore now.”
“Oh, my—thank goodness there’s no meat on these old bones!”
“It’s cannibal, Luffy, and no—it means Sanji’s a vampire. Right?”
The nameless asshole responsible darts his frantic gaze to the sea below. “Uh… kind of?”
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this matey's a lot (or the trials and tribulations of pirate marriage) by namseas (plutosphere)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
15 Feb 2026
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Zoro’s got more than he bargained for. He has a roof over his head, the most competent sparring partner within arm’s reach, and a purpose. And he’s not going to let any little flirt for free garlic bread overshadow what Sanji means to him — and what he is fairly certain he means to the cook. — He’s too old to worry about that, anyways...
What he’s not too old to worry about, however, is Zeff coming over for Christmas dinner.
“Geezer” — Zoro throws his arm to the back of his chair to fix Zeff with an amused stare — “the cook and I’ve been married.”
“Pirate married, zucchini,” the old man corrects him as he mirrors his posture. “Which doesn’t count for shit when y’all aren’t pirates anymore.”
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Sanji for the first time in so long had a date other than green gorilla, he think he is out of his game really but he need to move on !
What he didn’t anticipated was the same green gorilla moss had another thing coming… BAM
to crash into him laterally !
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- Part 1 of Gilmore girls inspo stories
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“It’s been so unusually hot that I went digging for this in my closet!” Lee explained of his summer short-set as he rewrapped his arms at the beginning of their training session. “I don’t think I’ve worn this uniform since I was a genin. Lucky for me, it still fits!”
No it doesn’t, Gaara wanted to say.
But then Lee did a little pirouette to show the outfit off, laughing, and Gaara swallowed so hard that even the thought of moisture vacated his mouth.
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“Don’t get ahead of yourself,” Sanji said coldly. “I have no obligation to go to this tea party whatsoever. First of all, I’m already married. Secondly, Luffy’s the man who will become the Pirate King, and no ridiculous plot to scoop up the Straw Hats is going to prevent that.”
Everyone froze.
“You’re already married?!” Chopper shouted.

