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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    When Starscream sacrificed himself to prove that Unicron was a real threat, he expected to die, but he didn't. Instead, he's now stuck in a universe similar to his own along with his mini-con partner Swindle and the human Alexis. The displaced trio caught in the middle of a race between the Autobots of Team Prime and the Decepticons to retrieve dangerous artifacts. Will they find a way back to their own world, or will they remain trapped in this strange place?

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    07 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    Some awful, twisting feeling in his internals makes him choke down purge, which– What? That doesn’t feel like fear, fear feels like quivering wings and too bright optics and spinning spark. This feels like the, the traitor has the phase shifter and he’s rooting around in his midsection, like he’s tugging at something. His tank lurches– He watches as a huge section of wall is demolished and he hears a triumphant chorus of roars– He shrieks as he loses consciousness, overwhelmed by all encompassing agony–

    or,

    Starscream has slag luck—more than perhaps treachery and scheming, he's known for his complete and utter lack of lucky breaks. So imagine his surprise when he's scrambling to evade fiery, painful death in the maws of three rather incensed Predacons one minute and staring a dead mech in the face the next.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Sam Witwicky and ancient relics had never exactly had the most stable of... err, relationships, for lack of a better word. To be specific, Cybertronian relics. To be even more specific, Sam Witwicky, Matrixes and the Primes.
    After accomplishing what he first thought would be a suicide mission, Sam was whisked away to Cybertron, in a new frame, with new abilities, an old friend/pain in the aft stuck in his head, and a mission to save a world before doomed to destruction and death.
    How saving and raising the sparkling, youngling and mechling selves of former allies, family and sworn enemies is supposed to do that, he has no idea. Well, at least they're cute.

    Hey, no no no, don't touch that!
    His children are going to deactivate him before any mysterious great evil ever gets the chance!

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Starscream wakes up on the battlefield as a sparkling with no memories of how he got there. It's not the Decepticons that take him home, though: it's the Autobots. The feared Deception Second is now a cute, precocious sparkling with no memory of the enemies he's now living with.

    (or, Optimus found a sparkling and adopted him instantly. It's hardly the first time.)

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    30 Mar 2026

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    A space bridge accident strands both Optimus Prime and Starscream on an unknown planet, filled with mechanical monsters. Once Starscream decides that immediately stabbing Optimus in the back is a bad idea, the two form an uneasy alliance. Just until they can get off this hostile world.

    But cooperation breeds grudging appreciation (and even more grudging attraction). Each uncovered secret on this mystery world brings them closer to returning to endless war. Can they keep fighting as if nothing has changed? Or will they take the chance for something new?

    Assuming the planet doesn’t deactivate them first.

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    30 Mar 2026