Phoenix1294
Recent bookmarks
-
Fresh poison each week by FayJay
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Dec 2020
Tags
Summary
Saving people, hunting things: the family business.
Modern AU: the Nies are hit by a demon's death curse, which is NOT fuck or die - it's fuck AND die, a kind of reverse cultivation curse that's usually directed against cultivation partners, destroying their golden cores little by little every time they fuck.
NOT a clever curse to use against brothers!
...except that the curse comes with a chaser: its targets share blisteringly horny sex dreams every night, as a way of encouraging them to go ahead and give in to the whole fuck-and-die schtick.
Awkward.
So it makes sense to search for a cure to the curse, right? Especially since the cure might actually help stabilise Mingjue's golden core.
Obviously they have no intention of actually boning once they've got rid of the whole fuck-and-die curse...
(...for the life of me I can't remember who suggested a Fuck AND Die trope on Twitter many weeks ago - evidently it has been living rent free in the back of my head ever since, though, and so here we have some Niecest.)
Bookmarked by Phoenix1294
06 Nov 2021
-
Don't You Know (That I'm Yours) by chaoticgoodlawyer
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2022
Tags
Summary
Shen Yuan feels like he has the world on his shoulders. After a little run in with time travel, he finds himself juggling teaching, hiding his disciple's heritage, orchestrating demonic jailbreaks, arranging high-level assassinations, and struggling to maintain dignity. You know, normal transmigrator things. At the end of the day, the only things he wants are a nice dinner with Binghe and maybe a nap. And chocolate. God, but he misses chocolate.
All Luo Binghe wants is to marry his A-Yuan.
Both of them have been shown a way to their own happy ending by their older counterparts. But will their knowledge pave their way forward, or just lead them down darker detours?
(aka the purely Bingqiu sequel to Can't We Just Skip to the End? Will not make sense on its own, probably.)
Series
- Part 2 of I Just Wanna Be Yours
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 303,517
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 4,302
- Kudos:
- 5,671
- Bookmarks:
- 1,221
- Hits:
- 226,689
Bookmarked by Phoenix1294
06 Nov 2021
-
Dollars to Donuts by ktula
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Aug 2018
Tags
Summary
Kylo just wants to ask Hux out on a date. That's all he wants. Sure, he's been closeted since he figured out he was gay, and he's never gone on a date with anybody before, and also Hux intimidates the hell out of him--but how bad could it possibly be?
(It could be 'proposing a celibate fake marriage to the guy you've been in love with for two years so he can get his inheritance' bad, Kylo. That's how bad it could be.)
Series
- Part 1 of well-glazed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 183,357
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Comments:
- 2,813
- Kudos:
- 1,896
- Bookmarks:
- 322
- Hits:
- 40,073
Bookmarked by Phoenix1294
06 Nov 2021
-
Tags
Summary
Zhou Zishu is ready to be done with Tian Chuang. He's ready for his seventh nail, and ready to wander before facing his eighty one brothers with a bowed head in the afterlife. He will do this after, apparently, one last mission that's simply too intriguing to pass up.
The Ghost Valley has sent a letter past its borders, asking to attend the Heroes Conference of the Five Lakes Alliance. The Five Lakes Alliance, unbelievably, has accepted. Both no doubt have hidden intentions, and Prince Jin wants eyes and ears on the scene. Zhou Zishu can't quite bring himself to deny his own ravenous curiosity enough not to accept.
The stunning beauty that shows up with the girls of the Department of the Unfaithful, the one who introduces himself as Wen Kexing, is universally assumed to be a favorite plaything of the yet unseen Ghost Valley Master. His beauty and charm may be enough to captivate all the others into underestimating him, but Zhou Zishu knows a killer's eyes when he sees one. Wen Kexing is a puzzle he'd like to figure out, and Zishu himself can't say he isn't also captivated by dark eyes and a smile that wouldn't be out of place with blood in its teeth.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 122,171
- Chapters:
- 50/50
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2,557
- Kudos:
- 6,549
- Bookmarks:
- 1,911
- Hits:
- 182,357
Bookmarked by Phoenix1294
26 Oct 2021
-
Reunited by acernor for Bluethursday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Oct 2019
Tags
Summary
Shen Yuan transmigrates into the body of resident scum villain Shen Qingqiu and starts immediately sucking up to his apprentice- the protagonist- Luo Binghe. But in a masterful stroke of genius, just before he would be forced to push Luo Binghe into the Abyss, Shen Qingqiu fakes his own death and retires to a life of relaxation!
Bye bye, cultivator world drama! Luo Binghe obsession with Shen Qingqiu: avoided! Shen Yuan: out!
Luo Binghe, meanwhile, falls into the Abyss anyway and comes out as the stallion protagonist he was always meant to be- ruthless, conquering, womanizing, and hot as fuck.
Good thing Shen Yuan will never see him again and doesn't have to worry about all that! Yes they will definitely never meet again! Definitely not ever! HahahahahahaHA
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,302
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 162
- Kudos:
- 9,236
- Bookmarks:
- 1,276
- Hits:
- 93,140
Bookmarked by Phoenix1294
25 Jun 2021