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A foray through Harry’s life as it could have been, if only he was a little more cynical and exercised that thing between his ears. Lo and behold, a small snake is enough of a catalyst.
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14 Nov 2025
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far enough to let me go (close enough to stay) by kbd_cryptid
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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And you—what were you?
A dispatcher with no superpowers. Someone who writes mission briefs and tracks coordinates from behind a desk. Someone who got here because of the family name, because of legacy, because the world handed you opportunities everyone else had to bleed for. That Blazer bled for. That Robert did too.
Of course Blazer’s the one he’s talking to.
Of course she’s the one who fits next to him in a photograph.
The hero and the heroine.
A perfect fucking fairytale.
You tug at the edge of your dress, trying to smooth the invisible wrinkles that aren’t really there. The room feels too hot, too bright, the laughter too loud. Your eyes sting, though you tell yourself it’s from the champagne.
They look perfect together.
And for a fleeting—traitorous second, you wish you were her.
Or: a corporate gala brings unspoken feelings to the surface between you and your childhood best friend—one of the biggest heroes SDN has ever seen. Coupled with just enough jealousy, pride, and angst to make the end a little bit sweeter :) Set post-canon, if everyone survives and Robert gets Mecha Man back.
Requested on tumblr!
Bookmarked by PhonsiShadowKisser
13 Nov 2025
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Yandere Dispatch Headcanons and One-Shots by YanPotatoWriter
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
14 Nov 2025
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What it says on the tin, I write yandere dispatch headcanons and One-shots.
Rules for requesting can be found on my Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/yanpotatowriter/672638850115469312/rules?source=share
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12 Nov 2025
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Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift. The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it’s the only thing keeping his eyes open.
Then the comm crackles.
“Hello, Robert.”
Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.
“I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”
Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?
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- Part 1 of Dispatch NSFW Fics
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09 Nov 2025
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"What is it meant by... making love? I have been recently... informed in the way of various kinds of intercourse."
Oh boy. Robert did not want to have this conversation; it's far too late and he is very much not cut out for this.
Or drunk enough.
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I saw gentle fanart of our boy Robert Robertson kissing Phenomaman's forehead and I went feral. I am not sorry.
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- Part 1 of Robert/Phen freeflow
Bookmarked by PhonsiShadowKisser
07 Nov 2025