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Battat is tricked into drinking an excessive amount of nyquil, and then he meets god. What happens next will shock you! (It's sex)
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03 Oct 2025
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post-show, tenna and spamton fuck nasty in their dressing room.
shameless smut
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02 Oct 2025
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When Spamton starts to have trouble managing his schedule, he agrees to hire a secretary.
A very tall, stunningly beautiful, thoroughly distracting secretary.
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little bshot era secretary tenna au. entirely an excuse to make them fuck nasty in spamton's office. t4t spamtenna my heart
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24 Sep 2025
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That’s all to say, they talk business all the time, sure, but they never… talk. Whatever they are comes alive after the lights go out, and usually after a drink or two or three. Tenna can hardly make himself kiss Spamton most of the time, because if he does, he’s not sure what foolish thing he’ll do next. There’ll never be a them. No future, no unit, nothing more serious than a signed contract and no, not that kind. There’s no chance of anything, not when he thinks about the long and short of it.
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“Please. Spare us both the headache,” it sighed. As Battat just stared up at it for a moment without struggling, its grin widened slyly. “Oh? For all your yelling earlier, you’re being surprisingly… docile.”
So are you, he wanted to say.
With horror, Battat realized that this was turning him on. The heat in his gut was beginning to build again.
His gaze flickered away for a moment. It didn’t pass by unnoticed.
“Ah, there we go,” it purred, obviously pleased.
(Or, Battat is completely starved for intimacy, and it shows. FRIEND can't just stand on the sidelines and watch anymore. Battat hadn't known it had been watching in the first place.)
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03 Sep 2025
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i fucking love this so much what the fuck. my absolute favorite peice of battat smut.